I hate

What a miserable pair of cunts you two are.

What a miserable pair of cunts you two are.

#michaelcainevoice

Good question. What’s the distinction?

go fuck a chicken.

I hate having to cover reception while my colleague's off sick. Yes thank you for pressing the extremely loud buzzer five times in a row because you couldn't be arsed this morning and turned up 20 minutes late. Another thank you to the guy who always turns up 90 minutes early and grumbles repeatedly about not being seen immediately. It's called an appointment dipshit (may have lost my cool a bit with this moron by yelling a bit too loudly at him to 'JUST SIT DOWN' when he stamped up to my desk tapping his watch yet again).

I suppose you could impersonate someone by doing an impression of them ?

People who draw gridlines over the top of the existing default ones in Excel.

Yes - SUCH a pain in the arse having to mess around with the borders again after copying and pasting

I do this.

But when I do I think I have good reason to.

I do too, on my own Excel workbooks

Other people don't get to touch my Excel workbooks

Macros and lock them down, then this will annoy the others when copy pasting causes wierd behavour ;)

Having Your Say. See most media commentary sections.

People tucking ears in under their baseball caps. When did this become a thing.

Secret Romulans

Baseball caps.

Hats

Balls

@hats is lovely.

@snottyotter what about @bollox ?

Fair game.

I used to love Audis. Not so keen now cos all the ****ers that drove BMW's are driving Audis.

(Just an observation. Not suggesting ALL of both were/are *****ers. The representation of characters in this piece does not portray actual real persons and any likeness is purely coincidental, blah, blah, etc, etc)

I had a petrol A4 for three months but sold it at quite a loss just at the time when VAG were in trouble over diesel emissions. I really hate Mercedes. I always have but now my job is collecting and delivering crashed and repaired cars, most of which are Mercs. My opinion of the cars and to an extent the owners is very low.

When I was doing deliveries you could pretty much guarantee that two silver Mercs on a driveway meant trouble.

:(

The truth hurts