I hate

People with a conveyor belt full of shopping who watch you walk up behind them holding one item, but don’t let you nip in front of them. Even when you’re holding a grisling child.

if i let you go in front, i'm parking in ALL the ridiculous "parent child" parking bays. dealio?

Yeah, cos it’s dead easy getting a baby out of a car when you have approximately 5” of space to open the door in.

(If you saw how chubby my youngest is you’d understand)

if you saw how chubby i am you'd understand.

No, your land rover is too wide. You are just normal chubby.

checkout staff who take the divider out of the IR beam to make the belt move as you start unpacking from your basket at the far end so every item ends up with a 10" gap between it and you take up the entire thing and then someone joins behind you and looks at you like you are literally hitler as you try to shuffle things around to give them some space.

People blocking an aisle that can easily fit 3 shopping trolleys by "strategically" parking their trolley.

Nrg.

...supermarkets. lets just say supermarkets.

...people. lets just say people.

Cunts, the lot of 'em.

Hanging's too good, etc...

I only use pay at pump if I don’t need some shopping a hot pie and some coffee. Let’s face it, we all need hot pies and coffee.

checkout staff who take the divider out of the IR beam to make the belt move

I always thought those were independent events, the belt being controlled by a foot pedal. Am I wrong all these years?

Foot pedal belts? U mad bro?

Your thinking of a sewing machine mate.

My wife being in charge of booking holidays...found somewhere we both like I ask about 100 hundred times if she is sure she is, I book. Now just got a message 'I'm not sure about that place what do you think of .....'

As with most things, its all done with lasers now.

I thought it was a foot pedal operated by the customer interface monetary exchange specialist that then sends your bottles of booze wobbling down like skittles.

Cantilever brakes.

After an interesting trip to Epping Forest on my Charge Plug with canto's (unable to lock the rear wheel, such was the weakness of the braking) I resolved to sort it out.

Read Sheldon. Read it again. Realised I needed to lower the yoke. Needed more cable length sondid a full refund cable. Including a rewrap of the bars. Fettled the rear brake, using my newly gained knowledge. Yes, I now have stopping power. I can skid the rear. All is well (except the squelig front brake, but that is another story).

Yesterday I noticed that the chain was a bit slack so moved the wheel back, less than an inch. Bye bye all my braking power. What the actual fuck?

I hate cantilever brakes!

Move the wheel back an inch with any braking system and you’ll need to adjust the brakes.

Yes, I know. But the pads look quite well aligned and the power drop off is incredible.

Sounds like your pads are haunted.

Sounds like cantis are shit and you need V brakes.

People who do impressions. Professionally or otherwise.

^ amen.

i'd like to add the overwhelming majority of stand up comedians to that list.

Impressions or impersonations ?