I hate

Insolent Friends...
I'm locked out my house, have been since last night. It stormed in Leeds last night. I'm at work trying to get my key to be left outside so I can go home at 12 (when I finish) and get some sleep.
Hes read my messages, swanned off to work. He finishes 6
Cheers mate, its on your fucking coffee table you absolute prick.
Only took a month and a half and 6 arguments for him to actually look for my jumper which he then found immediately.

Try Stansted, they redeveloped it all so it's impossible to get to your gate without an IKEA-like experience of being forced through the whole of duty-free.

Nip through the bogs.

When this thread becomes the "vaguebooking and subtweeting" thread. Last several pages.

Ghastly indeed.

u ok hon?

People who when introduced to an Irish person, such as my partner, assume that 'hilarity' will ensue if they say the word "potato" in an Irish accent

Ask them where they're from and return the gesture:

"I'm from Birmingham"
"Oim from Dudloooyyyyy ya naaaoooww"

I'm hoping my kids (if we have any) will have dual nationality. Maybe they'll be growing up in Ireland, we'll see how Brexit works out.

"Potato" though, in some quarters that goes down as well as going up to an American Indian and making a quip about smallpox

or being regaled with the classic rib tickler "diblowmadik eemyoonudy!" when people hear you're a saffa. never gets old.

My own relatives are all from Ireland, Liverpool, Birmingham and Wales, so I'm pretty much a collision of every music hall comedy turn going

To be sure.

Your a cracker.

anyone into NLP.

fucking creeps.

Dare I ask/google?

Also had an ex into NLP who then went full-on Landmark Forum, fucking jokes.

When you contact a company to ask about a product release date and they refer you back to to their website which tells you contact them about release dates.

Campag Athena.

Or rather, replacing a super short chain only to find it was made super short to work around a fucked rear mech.

Dvd / BluRay starting bollocks about anti piracy and "thanks for buying" and don't nick shit.

It encourages piracy as you don't get that guff. Let me watch the bloody movie.

https://youtu.be/7I5dVBezF9k

Adults using the phrase 'holibobs'.

Just fuck off and stay there.

5 sleeps til my holibobs...

Only 2 sleeps until my holibobs.

*pukes in mouth*

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