I hate

I keep my elbows extremely clean

Don't you just recycle @Pistanator 's insults?

🙄

I hope that's on your CV

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1568919/Sneezing-into-sleeve-stops-germs-spreading.html

Those with a cold should sneeze into the crook of the elbow and not their hands, a virus expert has claimed.

Stop hating us you germ spreading beast.

Can't argue with a Virus Expert

Those with a cold should sneeze into the crook of the elbow

#dab

Oh - the crook of the elbow.

I had visions of some serious contortion going on.

Hahaha
How do you even??

Mythbusters did an episode where they tested the spread of liquid dependent on different sneeze stifling techniques

What did they conclude?

You tease.

@stevo_com the snease tease

I think the crook of the elbow was most effective for reducing the spread

Not everywhere....

Saudi singer arrested for dabbing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-40886288

I didn't ask them to be quiet - I told them.
Boredom is the Mother of invention.

And I don't want to be dragged down into your tedious private domestic hell and share your chicken box.

I sneeze on my perineum, just to be sure.

Pics or it didn't happen...

Cunts using alt-right to describe good old fashioned right wingers

Agreed, although I tend to avoid the Football thread

Gatwick airport.

Is it the tight narrow maze they let you loose in with all the parasitic duty free salesmen?

Actually proper lol'd at this so thank you. Good luck in your quest for maintaining silence wherever you go.

Uuurgh just walked through that its fucking horrendous, i just want a quiet place to sit, got shit trance being pumped out by Jamie's Gatwick diner clashing with shit pop coming out of next. Can't wait to get on my flight.