I hate

The four pint milk bottles/containers that Saintsbury's and probably other suppliers use. The ones with the handle running down one of the corners. Utter cunts.

'Saintsbury's'... hmmmm

That's what Sainsbury's is called on this fucking hudl I am still forced to use.

The four pint milk bottles/containers that Saintsbury's and probably other suppliers use. The ones with the handle running down one of the corners. Utter cunts.
Interesting. Why do you hate these? Is it the look of them, the excessive size, what they contain, how much they weigh or something else?

Focus of weight/stress on one corner causing it to split?

I hate it when chefs make dishes that are 'deconstructed'.

Chefs: You're not Derrida ffs and even if you were great philosophers, you are paid to put food together.

It also looks shit.

Deconstructed? Sounds like something that's already been eaten.

Focus of weight/stress on one corner causing it to split?

Very nearly right. It does what you say but instead of slitting if tries to fold in on itself. The conventional handle position is much stronger and more stable. New and improved is rarely ever beneficial to the end user.

Probably saves a little bit of space.

Deconstructed? Sounds like something that's already been eaten.
I doubt it even gets that far. It's the kind of food served to celebs and fashion people who merely push it around a plate.

Next cunt with blinding front light riding richmond park when closed is going to get run over by me.

I bet he doesn't even pay road tax.

Next cunt with blinding front light riding richmond park when closed is going to get run over by me.

This 100x over.
Did a lap last week and was stunned by multiple 1,000+ lumen strobes every couple of minutes. What is the fucking point of a strobe in a pitch-black, car-free area?!

MDMA ride?

In.

Didn't we do that ride already? I don't remember.

People who still use htfu without any hint of sarcasm.
Get fucked and grow up

If this^, then ffs htfu

heal or harden?

Petty. Sign of old age. But that cunt boyfriend dof one of my neighbours taking my space overnight while I never ever take hers, not even for 5 minutes.

I don't have the balls to stuff some prawns in his cars air inlet vents.

Parking wars are a fucking nightmare. Really shows the childishness of some people.

I may be a cunt too for letting myself getting annoyed.

He seems to have issues with his legs around the corner is a 5 meter longer walk.

What gets me is that last time I said she said he wasn't in "a space" (I usually have to stay on the road in front of my house as my spot is generally taken by the in law of my direct neighbour who can't park for shit) but now everything was free. My actual spot too, yet he took it instead of taking the one 8 metres left of her house that was free. So clearly i am being bullshitted.

He can block only her car or walk 5 metres but no. Though he drives an expensive Audi so really what do I expect lol

Wait a second this isn't one of those estate/developments with specific parking spaces? Just a road?

You don't have bagsies on the space in front of your house on a public road, sorry

But doesn't lfgss dibs have real world value?

Wait a second this isn't one of those estate/developments with specific parking spaces? Just a road?

You don't have bagsies on the space in front of your house on a public road, sorry

Yes and no, we have specific parking spaces and a square which has some areas you can park. The specific spaces aren't locked down or paid for, so technically not protected.

What gets me is that she asks for "her space" as it's "in front of her house" (yep so is mine the left one) yet when I called her out for boyfriend taking "my space" that rule doesn't apply to him somehow.

I bet if I start plonking my car in front of her house when the rest is all taken she won't be happy.