I hate

Two pals from Belfast of different generations have both used it. I'd never heard it in the United States of Essex.

Cormack: "'Ere, Dermy, houw was lawst nite, liek?"
Dermy: "Aye, it was beezer. A boked aal o'er m'sel then couped inte a shuck"
Cormack: "Scunder'd"

Something like that?

Only ever heard this used in and around the Bognor/Barnham area.

Seems to be used in Belfast too. "deur" instead of "door" is quite country though. So it is, like.

I hate parking wankers of which there are many in Belfast and surrounding areas. People that don't bother their holes to park half on the kerb and just block the lane in Dundonald village, dicks blocking lanes in Belfast City Centre (you there taxi driver!), arses blocking mandatory cycles lines, fucknuts blocking the Adelaide Street counterflow lane, lowlifes that can't be bothered in parking areas to reverse one more time to get their car in ONE spot instead of two (Boucher Road/Yorkgate)

Fume!

http://youparklikeacunt.com/ has some inspiration.

Superb blog - I've been following it for months!

Parking Wankers Waterford on Facebook is great too.

East Belfast is "lethal" too, honking concerts every day, left lane usually blocked, too narrow for buses/trucks. Ow and arseholes coming up on the inside where the M3 splits into South and North. Usually dicks going too fast there.

At least my hazard perception is good from cycling lol

Emma Thompson

Those trough urinals plumbed at one end only. Often blocked in the middle by a build up of toilet mints and discarded paper towels cemented by spilled cocaine.
"Smell my piss, bitches! Smell it!"

I recommend against using the urinals in the women's toilets...

People that say 'dope'

My 13yr old daughter is preceding everything she says with "hashtag". She won't reach 14.

#dope

There was a muppet on Come Dine With Me who'd add ".org" to every sentence to make it appear funny. That's not all - he sung everything.

#dope.org

They are spelt BRAKES, for gods sake!!!

Thems the breaks

Give it a brake, mate.

When you ask the date and they say "...all day"

The skinny hipster who walked into the Clerkenwell branch of London Graphics Centre shopping for a pen, and saying "...I'm a Creative Director, so it needs to be able to draw and write"

christ.

ts?

trolling, surely

He seemed 4REAL. My guess is he's just done his foundation, been offered the chance to help direct a shoot or something on his placement and is getting a bit overexcited

Yup, that was me...

Over here there appear to be some very interesting definitions of what a creative director actually does.

Most of them do absolutely fuck all other than scream at people when they haven't read their kind correctly.

they creatively direct themselves in the direction of the nearest free bar / gak / food.

The last one I encountered was a right tit.

His head has the most preposterous quiff on it, I commented that it looked like a cuban heel that he stuck on every morning.

He wasn't particularly pleased and had a queenie storm off.