I hate

I truly hate smoked bacon or "smoked" anything really.

Salmon?

Plastic Jew

Reported!

Salmon?

Gopping but a proper I.O.M kipper is acceptable when consumed on the island.

Not heard that expression in a long time.

Someone said "gipping" the other day.

As I understand it, if something tastes gopping you may well be gipping having put it in your mouth. My mate was in the navy and there was a lot of gipping going on in his day, apparently.

"We want you as a new recruit..."

Er, no thanks.

Belfing is very similar to gipping by all accounts but something can also be belfing if it makes you gip. It's the senior service you know.

Have you heard of "boking"?

I have now.

Ah they beheaded that idiot drifter driver?

Well. That's a solution I guess. Drastic. But won't do it again.

Big flat screen TVs in restaurants. I really want to have a proper nosh up at the Portuguese gaff on Leyton High Road (recommended by EEI) but the massive goggle box is a huge turn off.

Have you heard of "boking"?

Only ever heard this used in and around the Bognor/Barnham area.

Big flat screen TVs in restaurants. I really want to have a proper nosh up at the Portuguese gaff on Leyton High Road (recommended by EEI) but the massive goggle box is a huge turn off.

Sit near the windows, facing the street.

The gym cafe place down the road does fantastic protein pancakes and nandos style chicken. Not together.

Or just take some friends and talk to them. That place is worth overlooking your hatred.

I intend to take friends... Mrs Wrongcog for a start, but one of us will have to gawp at the box. Am I alone in thinking big ol tellys annoying when you're eating?

No you're not at all, I just really rate the food at that place.

I really hate having to endure someone's choice of music/TV programme etc either in a pub, restaurant or other public place. I like to sit quietly or converse with someone without having this extraneous noise.

That's reasonable. If they don't comply just give them the old wood shampoo.

The power tip sorts out split ends.

Only ever heard this used in and around the Bognor/Barnham area.

Two pals from Belfast of different generations have both used it. I'd never heard it in the United States of Essex.

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The scooters or the poster?

ah, the scooters

and the OP too, why not

Yeah fuck him