I hate

Dogs have owners, cats have staff

Cats are thick, dogs are slightly less thick.

My cats are dicks, one is an attention whore, the new one is just a dick, just runs about and attacks you or things, also waits until you are either eating or preparing food, then shits in it's litter tray. They are both really thick.

waits until you are either eating or preparing food, then shits in it's litter tray. .

Ours does this too.
Have to go todd robbing to get the smell away.

my cat is the local hoar.. the sounds i hear out in yard at night !

Ours does this too.
Have to go todd robbing to get the smell away.

I was seeing a girl whose cat was so possessive that, once you closed the bedroom door, would take an enormous and exceptionally smelly protest poo just outside on the floor.

The smell would waft in and interrupt coitus. Every. Single. Time.

I wanted to kill it. To death. In the face. With everything.

I hate cats and the word coitus.

You needed to assert your authority and shit on the cat before sex, then on your girlfriend during, the cat'll get the picture.

You needed to assert your authority and shit on the cat before sex, then on your girlfriend during, the cat'll get the picture.

I'd probably blow my load far too soon with that kinky stuff. I found it easier to dump her, rather than dump on her. She's still single....

When people slip words like "whom" into a (typed) sentence for absolutely no reason other than that they think it makes them sound more intelligent or makes their facetweetpost more valid.

Knock knock
Who's there?
To
To Who?
No, actually, it's "to whom".

Christians

prejudice

self righteousness

ignorance

william1984

Christians

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william1984

:D

repped

my mate leaving cigarette ends on my balcony, I have to be honest with him about it and he gets all narky like a child.

I hate cig butts and I cannot lie.

I fucking HATE James Whale. Massive MASSIVE twat.

Is he still alive. Where does one go to find that enormonipple these days?

People who eat pizza with a knife and fork.

Or who hold their knife like a pen.

And the guy who stabbed me with a pen.

Sort it out.

is he still alive. Where does one go to find that enormonipple these days?

97.3fm LBC 16:00 - 19:00

People who eat pizza with a knife and fork.

Or who hold their knife like a pen.

And the guy who stabbed me with a pen.

Sort it out.

A - stop watching!

B - stop watching me!

C - you wouldn't stop watching me!