I hate

Was very good the other night, SOOOO dramatic. They put two through to the final from the same semi final heat!

What about 'oneself'?

Reserved for royalty, onanism and right royal wankers.

being lied to continually and yet being mug enough to forgive the person again and again

"You must spread some rep etc".

Misusing "yourself" and "myself" , in the hope that it sounds deferentialy polite.

It's a reflexive pronoun, not a grovel, you twits. One more time and I will have to cut myself or make you cut yourself.

Empathy man.

I'm preparing myself for such cretinisms at something I'm going to next week. I'm also considering asking the doctor for some medicine which will stop me smashing everything and everyone in a 10mile radius every time some hopeless nomark says 'going/moving forward'.

I'll tell you what's 'moving forward', you gibbering sack, my fucking fist into your gormless face, that's what.

At the end of the day, what would that achieve though?

Taking a helicopter view of the situation?

Sore knuckles.

Also ha.

At the end of the day, I get drunk and then go to bed.

Empathy man.

I'm preparing myself for such cretinisms at something I'm going to next week. I'm also considering asking the doctor for some medicine which will stop me smashing everything and everyone in a 10mile radius every time some hopeless nomark says 'going/moving forward'.

I'll tell you what's 'moving forward', you gibbering sack, my fucking fist into your gormless face, that's what.

Would that be obviously basically and* literally ?*

This happens a lot on masterchef when contestants talk to Michel Roux...

Sacrilege to even mention in passing in this thread the finest programme since Baywatch.

Was very good the other night, SOOOO dramatic. They put two through to the final from the same semi final heat!

The true Masterchef connoisseur knows this is not without precedent. Beetroot-face couldn't have got any redder come the end if he'd poached his head in a bottle of Shiraz. If he'd have lost he'd have deep-fried himself through disappointment. Bloody love that programme, me.

The true Masterchef connoisseur knows this is not without precedent.

My other half called it like this, a good minute before the denouement.

^^ Repped. I'm going to steal that poached in Shiraz line.

@RPM. work meeting by any chance? lots of 'higher level' office people....

This icy weather.

People posting their baby scans on Facebook.

People who say "Call me back" or "Call me on [insert day]". Errr, no, why don't you call me?! Or at least say please?

Online forms that don't toggle from box to box using the tab button.

@RPM. work meeting by any chance? lots of 'higher level' office people....

No such thing as higher level office people in my work. The pen pushers are all very low-tech

Recruiters. Who're just people-traffickers.

^ Quite literally, where you are?

Recruiters. Whore traffickers.

Eastern European?

The Entire Internet And Every Device Associated With It

This. Fucking. Cat.

This ^

I quite liked the cat up until that story .gif shite, now I've learnt a little more about him I think he's a cunt.

Cats are wankers. They look at you with a combination of need and disgust. You exist for them. They're amongst the most selfish creatures on earth, second only to man/womankind*

*because I know that there are some sensitive petals 'on here'.

Cats are wankers. They look at you with a combination of need and disgust. You exist for them. They're amongst the most selfish creatures on earth, second only to man/womankind*

*because I know that there are some sensitive petals 'on here'.

That's why I like cats. There's no pretence of any genuine affection - they're very honest pets.