I hate

Well that's just it, they don't even know who Leonard Cohen is and think that it's a song that's been written for Alexandra Burke... massively depressing.

Oh well, it'll be back to football tomorrow and all other conversational things that are shit.

i hate getting accidentally spat on by hybrid riders as you pass them by... having a huge dried gob patch on your jeans in a public place doesnt go down too well.

John Grogan MP, Selby.

yep, that's right Grogan. You're a top-drawer bell end.

unlucky surname, too.

For the record I still hate him.

Gobshite.

Not you BRM, him.

googled, but no dirt - please explain?

** hypocrites **

** hypocrites **

Yeh, they're bad but I'll tell you who's worse: Hippocrates. What a bastard with his stupid oath. Age of Pericles my arse. I don't care if he has been dead for nearly 2400 years I still hate him and so do all my friends.

John Grogan MP, Selby.

yep, that's right Grogan. You're a top-drawer bell end.

Too true; what's the world coming to when an MP, an MP, spends his Sunday mornings hanging around Brick Lane selling stolen bikes. It's outrageous and someone should do something about it.

@ will ....you need to ask hippy for his therapists number :p

i hate getting accidentally spat on by hybrid riders as you pass them by... having a huge dried gob patch on your jeans in a public place doesnt go down too well.

Tell me about it; I'm a fucking High Court judge and three times in the last month I've had to recuse myself 'cos I've had snot or phlegm on my wig. You can't dispense justice when you look like a tramp, let me tell you that.

Tell me about it; I'm a fucking High Court judge and three times in the last month I've had to recuse myself 'cos I've had snot or phlegm on my wig. You can't dispense justice when you look like a tramp, let me tell you that.

lol... here, Ill give it to you...9876 5432 1

@ will ....you need to ask hippy for his therapists number :p

I hate Hippy's therapist too. That bastard made me undergo a 'rebirthing' treatment and then posted the footage on U-tube. I looked like a right dickhead I can tell you and got all sorts of grief down the pub.

@ will ....you need to ask hippy for his therapists number :p

WiganWillary Clinton is my therapist.

Tell me about it; I'm a fucking High Court judge and three times in the last month I've had to recuse myself 'cos I've had snot or phlegm on my wig. You can't dispense justice when you look like a tramp, let me tell you that.

Top marks for "recuse". A forum first, I believe.

WiganWillary Clinton is my therapist.

its all starting to make sense now....

probably a repost but fuck it

so annoying.

Me too; he borrowed a cup of sugar off me in 1985 and didn't return it till this year. And he'd used an indelible marker to draw a large penis on the cup, the spiteful little shit.

... punctures; first in two years.

... changing a tyre with a stinking hangover.

Try changing one when you've got no arms mate and then get back to me. Six sets of dentures I've got through thanks to those Armadillos. Puncture resistant; I think not.

He has a very old phone. Do they not offer mobile phone plans to TV people in this cuntry?

slow punctures and no spare tube, or patches

How about very fast punctures cos the fucking police have, once again, mistaken you for a terrorist and shot your tyres out. Four times in a week and I don't even have a beard.

Try changing one when you've got no arms mate and then get back to me. Six sets of dentures I've got through thanks to those Armadillos. Puncture resistant; I think not.

I told you not to go for the Vamp modification.

Me too; he borrowed a cup of sugar off me in 1985 and didn't return it till this year. And he'd used an indelible marker to draw a large penis on the mug, the spiteful little shit.

Inadmissible evidence; first it's a cup, then it's a mug? This doesn't stand up...

Today I hate:

Unbelieveably
Pisspoor
Service

UPS? UPS?. Try FedEx; their CEO came round and shat in our flowerbed last week just because our Lupins beat his at the Chelsea Flower Show. What an embittered old man he is.

I hate: Evidence tampering.

I love: Evident tampering.

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