I hate

But then since having a few 0530 and 0600 starts, for these I have taken to grinding some beans the night before, making the coffee first thing and taking it with me in a keep cup, just to get the extra 15-30 mins in bed.

(purely for vehicular transport though, I have never taken it on foot. That would be cuntish)

Cunt^

Eggs are the king of the breakfast table and should be treated accordingly.

Duck eggs you paupers!

Re getting served at a bar: I used to get even more pissed off in the past than I do now when I've been queuing at the bar for a while, the person on my left and on my right have been served then then the idiot behind the bar attempts to serve new faces either side of me....As though you haven't fucking seen me!!! Maybe I should stuff those non-perscription lenses up your sphinchter?! How is it if there's a crime they'd manage to get a dead good crime watch photo fit of me???

British summers, where the f*ck is it?

friend request........... yeah right.

I can't believe there are 68 other Honeys... what are the chances

as for Sharon, i think he is a builder from Estonia, got 101 money making ideas which are easy to ignore, but he has some good dirty talk

Duck eggs you paupers!

Re getting served at a bar: I used to get even more pissed off in the past than I do now when I've been queuing at the bar for a while, the person on my left and on my right have been served then then the idiot behind the bar attempts to serve new faces either side of me....As though you haven't fucking seen me!!! Maybe I should stuff those non-perscription lenses up your sphinchter?! How is it if there's a crime they'd manage to get a dead good crime watch photo fit of me???

reminds me of the Hagerston where some prick behind the bar was out right ignoring everyone who wasn't a female, so Reen shone his bike light right in his face, which the guy still ignored.

I was in The Haggerston the other night, full of weapons

Reen shone his bike light right in his face
Good effort! :)

I hate doctors with a "computer says no" attitude. 8 fucking years ago the car parking at my local hospital was so atrocious that by the time I'd managed to park my car and get to reception for physiotherapy I was late and they'd kicked me off the course as a non attendee! They have this on file as "didn't attend recommended physiotherapy" and seem to like using this as an excuse to do fuck all for me.

Plus if I thought the previous doctors I had seen had actually got it right I wouldn't be back now would I? Do you actually practice medicine or just read what other people have put on a computer screen?

Jeez!

where the fuck does ebay get this from??
bits for a fish tank and bondage gear?

where the fuck does ebay get this from??
bits for a fish tank and bondage gear?

Who else uses your computer....

me.
other people use the same network though so maybe the same ip address?

Fucking jumped up L-plate moped cunts.

^ Too right. They're like wasps. All up in my general area.

Yeah, they're all up in my piece, up in my ringpiece, like wasps. Yeah, wasps.

A fucking penalty charge notice for driving in a bus lane. In fucking Bath of all places! It's undeniably my car and I was driving it there but ffs, it was 9pm on a Saturday and there was no one around.

i feel your pain. did they send you a photograph? it annoys me when they do that.

They did send a photo. and I'm the only damn car on the road. It's like an apocalyptic waste land consisting only of me and the penalty camera.

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riding home from work at 4am only to realise that my crank arm is working loose, its ok i got the tool in my bag.......oh shit i left the tool in my other bag fuuuuuuuuuuu.

le push bike home...after one leg pedal got a bit daft

Why is your crank arm falling off and why you carry crank tools ?

people who have a little bit of knowledge and bullshit like they're world experts.

Why is your crank arm falling off and why you carry crank tools ?

Why is your crank arm falling off = the bolt was worked loose
why you carry crank tools = a small crank puller has the socket atachment in case they work loose. its just in my bag of bits n bobs

i know i should have checked them before i went work.

people who have a little bit of knowledge and bullshit like they're world experts.

This!

I met a bloke on a train once who claimed he had a "well good bike", it was a Cannondale but he pronounced it "Connondale" and he said it had these special brakes with liquid in!