I hate

having a cold! get training on track with the gym, swim, cycling and even diet... then get a fucking cold!

I just spent 2 hours on a job application, it crashed and I lost everything

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FML.. This industry.. makes Nathan Barley look like a documentary

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i had a CV from someone recently who called themselves a 'WEBINEER'

he is now the MD.

The League of Gentleman was first class. That picture ^ cracks me up!

Paying for postage and it not arriving within a few days.

I am spoilt by free postage.

Object?

i had a CV from someone recently who called themselves a 'WEBINEER'

he is now the MD.

I'm a webineer, 100%.
I can has job?

jeremy vine

^ this, his radio 2 show is unbearable, the people that call in gah. its like audible daily fail.

you've not listened to nick ferrari on lbc of a morning have you?

i'd be forced to cut my ears off and poke holes in my ear drums

Object?

lolocopter.jog

I hate the soon to be suffering fool that stole the flowers i planted at my sons grave. can you believe people would stoop that low, no excuse and no leniency when i catch them.. fucking nice primroses to

Piers Morgan

toto.

I fucking hate, van man! 4-by-4s - Land Rovers! people carriers - Volkswagen Touran! etc... I feel that the roads are simply getting smaller and being pushed off the road. They constantly get on my fucking nerves! I need more space, I am more important than the person next to me seems to be the outlook from the average selfish motorist out there...!

this. fucking. advert.

when im king of the world i will employ an army of angry wasps to sting this smug, self satisfied cow, and anyone invovled in this affront to humanity to an agonising, painful death.

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/kenco-millicano-keeley-hawes-loves/2ty1nbiy

I hadn't seen that advert.

Gahhhhhhhhhhh.

this. fucking. advert.

when im king of the world i will employ an army of angry wasps to sting this smug, self satisfied cow, and anyone invovled in this affront to humanity to an agonising, painful death.

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/kenco-millicano-keeley-hawes-loves/2ty1nbiy

that stuff tastes shit as well.

Fucking Tax Credits! Useless fucking dogshit system designed and run by total utter fucking CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know if my colleague next to me is trying to hum along to the radio or trying to communicate in whale song but I wish she'd shut the fuck up and try concentrating on doing her job right for once!

The Yorkshire Tea adverts. FUCK YOU.