I hate

Websites that are a bit too clever with their images.

Sometime you just want to browse the fucking things.

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Have some Gerard HB..

Verified by fucking visa - i hate you.

Websites that are a bit too clever with their images.

Sometime you just want to browse the fucking things.

That's what you get for looking at swanky porn websites.

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and your online access has been disabled.

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other people's squeaky, crunchy chains.
OIL THAT SHIT, YO!

today I hate tourists and cabbies.

people who make a long queue at train stations by the wider ticket barrier but don't have any bags or anything.

Today I hate everything.

So there I was, all happy and enrolled on a course in Persian at SOAS.

Paid about 200 quid for it, plus course materials, second lesson tonight when I find out that I now have to work an extra couple of hours on Monday evenings for the next 8 weeks.

Just had to write to my tutor asking if he can keep me on the mailing list with class work and I'll try to teach myself :(

also I hate people at work who was getting all touchy feely with my bike, while I was away.
result is a scratch on the forks and mothafuckin chainstays.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I’m the cinematographer on an ultra-low budget indie feature, currently titled “Ruadhan the Bard” to be shot in Scotland in June.

I’m writing to you to enquire whether xxxxxxx would be able to offer me a quote on a 35mm lens adaptor compatible with a Sony EX1. I used a Letus 35 extreme on a past shoot but I was dogged by vignetting issues. I wonder whether you’d be able to give me a quote on any other models?

We’d be looking to hire the adaptor between the 6th June and the 4th July. In addition to the actual adaptor itself I’d need bars, a handheld rig and a follow focus.

Thanks in advance for your help

Cheers

John

People.

And the type of people that get upset with you for not replying to a text when they never reply to yours!

Telephones of the portable variety while we're at it

Aha, but for me being deaf, it's one of my main form of communication. But not a lot of hearing people understand that.

That would make sense, I can only attempt to imagine.

I just sometimes feel the more technology I have the more frivolous the subject matter of discussion.
(says the guy who sends 2 txts a day, max).

Aye I agree though.

It's just annoying, cos in a phone call, it can be done over with in a min eg: "Yeah, I'm home safe, speak soon! byeee"
Whereas you have to wait for the person to notice the text, then wait for them to bother replying.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I’m the cinematographer on an ultra-low budget indie feature, currently titled “Ruadhan the Bard” to be shot in Scotland in June.

I’m writing to you to enquire whether xxxxxxx would be able to offer me a quote on a 35mm lens adaptor compatible with a Sony EX1. I used a Letus 35 extreme on a past shoot but I was dogged by vignetting issues. I wonder whether you’d be able to give me a quote on any other models?

We’d be looking to hire the adaptor between the 6th June and the 4th July. In addition to the actual adaptor itself I’d need bars, a handheld rig and a follow focus.

Thanks in advance for your help

Cheers

John

That definitely sounds like the kind of job thats worth taking on. I'm sure you will make a lot of profit from it! Seriously i cannot believe people still want to use a letus adapter and on an ex1 of all things.

"Mark Forums Read"

^ Why does it exist?!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

Who actually clicks that button on purpose?

Whenever someone else leaves themselves logged onto the forum I click "Mark Forums Read" before logging them out*

*This isn't actually true.