I hate

he's quite clearly from newcastle henry

But, is it NEWcastle or newCASTle ?

NEWcAstle

(trying to think of boring places)

I'm not from Hull, or Luton.

I said boring places. Not shit holes.

I say newCASTLE just to see if people notice.

/superape

Super-ape or Super-rape?

I said boring places. Not shit holes.

:-)

Leicester is famous for the Attenboroughs, Kasabian, Walkers Crisps and Engelbert Humperdinck. Far from boring, I reckon.

Yeah, I know. Like, is therapist.com a sports therapy website or a meeting place for rapists?

EDIT: it's .net, or .co.uk or something.

:-)

Leicester is famous for being devoid of personality and charm

ftfy

Come visit sometime! You'll see why I left as soon as I could.

Apart from that Charnwood is amazing and highly underrated.

charge plugs

Ha, me too, fuckin' 'orrible bikes.

On the subject of the royal wedding, I'm as sick of hearing people chat endlessly about how they don't care about it or how they're anti-monarchy as I am about the thing itself. I suppose it was always going to provoke discussion, but I just wish I could tune out completely.

Have you tried the brown acid?

I heard the brown acid was not too good?

Purple Kool-Aid?

Swill 5 valium down with a few pints, nothing will bother you for several hours afterwards, I assure you

Depends who you're drinking with

Dearest Beloved,

Good day to you and how is everything? Honestly I am glad to write  you this letter with hope you will find it favourable to hear me out.My  name is Esther Kipkalya Kones,i am 24 years old,Kenyan and the daughter  of the former Kenya road minister late Mr Kipkalya Kones whodied on  Tuesday 10th June 2008 along the Cessna 210 plane crash which was  heading to Kericho in a remote area called Kajonga in western Kenyaas  You can read more on the crash below:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/ WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya. crash/index.html

Although it might be a surprise reading my mail as we are just gettingto know each other formerly,please i want you to consider this as adivine wish and accept it with a better understanding that my coming to you is for a good life with me because i am in difficult situation where i am and i just need your honest assistance. Ernestly i am writing this mail with tears and sorrow from my heart due to the condition i find myself after the passing away of my parent,nothwithstanding the whole tragic situation my step mother made me feel mallested and rejected me without any cause simply because my Mum had died earlier and we are from a polygamous family. Thereafter the funeral of my late dad,my stepmother and my uncle with their African mentality conspired and sold off my father's properties worth millions of dollar to an italian expertrate and shared the money among themselves living me with nothing.

One faithful morning as i tried to open my father's brief case,i found an important documents with which my father had deposited some money inmy name as the next of kin at the African development bank,Burkina Faso. I had travelled down to Burkina Faso to withdraw some of the money to take good care of my self because i am in difficulty but the Bank Director whom I met in person highlited me on my father'sinstruction to the bank concerning the money and how it should be withdrawn that only on the account that i am married or i should present to the bank an honest, responsible and worthy trustee whom will assist me in reclaiming the fund into safe hands and transfer it for an investment as i finish up my education. In my search for a reliable person i have found you as someone i could count on and I believe that you will not betray my trust on you but rather take me as your own sister or closest friend because right now i am suffering terribly here in Burkina faso in the mission camp as i have no body to rescue me from this strange situation in a foreign land.

I have chosen you to be my best companion and in my prayers i amconvinced that you will be the true person to rescue me from thistrouble as my trustee and i am having the trust that with you by me,i will accompish this successfully. I have confirmed the money from the bank and it is just about $7.2 million in their records as unclaimed bill in my father account and i have submitted the death certificate and deposit certificate of the fund to the bank stating my geneuity.Please i have the plan to compensate you with 30% out of the whole money in as much as you could help with the neccesary requirement to make the transfer of this fund into your account successfully. I wait upon your positive response showing your interest and ability to stand for me to carry out this transaction successfully and in the light of the above proposal, i shall appreciate your urgent message indicating your willingness to help me achieve this successfully with a better details about yourself ok. Thanks and God bless you for your honesty asi look forward to seeing your reply.

Your Sincerely
Miss Esther Kipkalya

arctic monkeys lyrics.

could that new single be any more pleased with itself?

break a mirror, roll the dice
run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight
go into business with a grizzly bear
just don't sit down cos i've moved your chair.

hardy fricking ha.

yeah it's shite, thought the same

people who cheat at online scrabble. in this case, "words with friends". i'm seriously going to fall out with my german friend soon if he doesn't radically rethink his interpretation of fair play.

this is a guy with pretty good english and very good grammar. his vocabulary is definitely that of a non-native speaker though. a non native speaker who's been out of the country for a couple of years to boot. this is a guy who suggested having "wizards" at a wedding reception (he meant magicians) and who often forgets the english for everyday works like "kettle" "raquet" or "crank".

in our current game he's played: "oho" "wale" and "agouti". don't think so pal. a mark of his guilt (and ruthless german inability to comprehend the concept of being a good sport) i commented on a particulary obviously looked up 50+ scoring word that it "just isn't cricket!" and he didn't know what i was talking about.

don't even try to defend him oliver!

^ yes!

problem with WWF is you can just dump letters in until something takes.

QI is a lifesaver tho.