I hate

Guys over the age of 15 who wear flat brimmed baseball caps with long hair sticking out.

Like this:

or this:

superjoe?

anyone and anything remotely associated with or amused by the farcical pantomime of the royal fucking wedding. if you want to watch people with rictus grins play dress up and fanny about in castles, buy some fucking barbie dolls - they cost less and have about as much charm.

shit off you benefit scrounging shysters.

this pretty much sums up everything that is wrong with this wretched affair

http://politicalscrapbook.net/2011/04/camden-council-bans-anti-royal-wedding-street-party/

so you be declining the bank holiday next Friday then?

LFGSS Street Party?

oddly enough i have offered to go in to the office for time and a half. i was told thanks but no thanks. shall be attending the march tho.

People that say 'I'm just gonna go' i.e. 'I'm just gonna go supermarket, you want anything?'
Lazy as fuck. Horrible expression.

Annoying as fuck, but it's part of the vernacular of the East Midlands so I will have to allow it.

"I'm just gonna go town"
/ARRRGH PISS OFF/
Oh wait, I say that. Never mind.

It seems to be part of the vernacular of almost everyone. Is bullshit.

Annoying as fuck, but it's part of the vernacular of the East Midlands so I will have to allow it.

"I'm just gonna go town"
/ARRRGH PISS OFF/
Oh wait, I say that. Never mind.

the correct sentence is
"I'm off t' town, you want owt?"

It seems to be part of the vernacular of almost everyone. Is bullshit.

Is Leicester.

Seriously; I have noticed it more in the Leics dialect than anywhere else.

the correct sentence is
"I'm off t' town, you want owt?"

But is it pronounced "oat" or "out" ?

out

so you be declining the bank holiday next Friday then?

I know this wasn't directed at me. Nevertheless, until earlier this week, I didn't realise when easter / the royal wedding / the other bank holidays were*. The surprise holidays are therefore completely full of win.

*I live in an imaginary world inside my own head.

out

Do you want out? You do?

Too bad, you have to stay in your cell.

Is Leicester.

Seriously; I have noticed it more in the Leics dialect than anywhere else.

Kent. Kent is riddled the guilty.

To hell with the home counties. Nobody can tell where I'm from and nobody cares. :-/

England/ the UK is far too focused on the South East. I blame Policy Exchange.

where the hell are you from then?

Leicester?

(trying to think of boring places)

You kidding?

"the fuck, mate"

I can't remember

he's quite clearly from newcastle henry

(I'm from Quorn. Which is 2 miles South of Loughborough and 10 North of Leicester. Which means I am from North Leicester).

TL;DR I am from Charnwood.

TL;DR part 2: I'm from where Dropout is from.

I was right then