I hate

Yeah, I stop telling new boyfriends now

Probably for the best.

work.
uuuuuuurrrgh work fucked my weeekend yet again, 19hr shift, wanted to meet my lady friend for day out late brekie out some where then a film on to some nice tea or dinner then on to some loving ( well that what i had planned).....woke up at 5pm day over feeling very ill. shakes fist pull grrrrrr face..im going back to bed.

when an amazing girl drops those horrible two words... "my boyfriend"

get a look at him if you can, hes probably butters.

get a look at him if you can, hes probably butters.

haha yeah I lurked on facebook already no pictures of "them" which is a good sign.

The blinking "mark all read" button!

Why?! Why?!

I hate the spoon I keep at the office... The bowl's too shallow for a decent mouthful of soup...

I hate the spoon I keep at the office... The bowl's too shallow for a decent mouthful of soup...

here you go

just do what i do and eat everything out of an enamel mug.

Umbrellas can really just fuck off.

Particularly fucking golf umbrellas on the crowded streets of central London, when it's barely even raining. Forcible insertions for the lot of 'em.

Job application forms. Getting a new job. Looking for jobs. All aspects of needing work. My contract finished in two weeks. Its going to take more than two weeks to find a job. Bum.

Job application forms. Getting a new job. Looking for jobs. All aspects of needing work. My contract finished in two weeks. Its going to take more than two weeks to find a job. Bum.

Not good, that.

Umbrellas can really just fuck off.

Particularly fucking golf umbrellas on the crowded streets of central London, when it's barely even raining. Forcible insertions for the lot of 'em.

I'm slightly above average height at 6'1'' and this means everyone who is at average height has the sharp corners of their umbrella right at my eye level. Bastards.
Also people walking right on the edge of the pavement with umbrellas meaning I have no choice but to ride in primary position.

mopeds which ride right up to the gap between traffic blocking it off, while they just look at what was obviously gonna be too small a gap for them.

abbrvtd txt spk

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fail

Just sayin...

etc

you can add cockend internet forum abbreviations to that too and phrases like "for the win". fucking hate them, they make me feel like i've been tainted by the dark side of the internet when i read them.

VHB&a.wFTW.

pwned

you can add cockend internet forum abbreviations to that too and phrases like "for the win". fucking hate them, they make me feel like i've been tainted by the dark side of the internet when i read them.

Yeah, and people with poor grammar.

Yeah, and people with poor grammar.

"Yes, and people with poor grammar".

There have been a number of large, old Volvo estates that have gone for a pittance on eBay recently- in one case a quid.

I am going to buy one, tax, MOT and insure it, and then drive around until some utter cunt undertakes me at some lights and then tries to squeeze back into the traffic flow by chucking his indicator on and pulling out.

I WILL NOT YIELD.

The resultant scream of rending metal will be as music to my ears.

then i will crush your throne beneath my sandaled feet

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