I hate

The twat outside a pub who intentionally stepped into the road in front of me last night, making me stop, and then having a go at me for nearly hitting him. He started poking my bike/bag saying 'what's this?' etc. I muttered a polite 'watch where your going next time, ok?' and spun away, and he started chasing and swearing at me. I got about 10m away and glanced over my shoulder and gave him my (again non-aggressive) 'what's your problem?/ why are you still swearing at me' face, at which point he launched his bottle of Magners at me. I lost the bottle in-flight and just started spinning to get the hell out of there, thinking 'shit that's been in the air for a while' just as it exploded on the road a crank's-width to my left. Whatacnut

What pleasant people we have.. that cunt needs to pay more attention to the Magners ads. The fucktard.

@tomasito
grrr I had a large voddy bottle thrown at me last winter, whilst carrying a frame over my shoulder.

Scary shit that he intentionally stopped you. Give randoms a wider berth in future eh?

being borrrrrrred at work. (i want a new job!)

my gf has taken to cycling with D-lock in hand when coming back home alone at night - I might start doing the same ;)

I hate it when my otherwise perfect bike starts creaking inexplicably; I've gone through the whole damn list and I still can't work out what the fuck it is that's doing it.
Now I sound like one of those people with a brown chain and gears that jump. How humiliating.

Dirt on your cranks

...knowing i have to ride the clown bike. All day today!

...knowing i have to ride the clown bike. All day today!

Why? What's wrong with the polo banana bike?

haha!!

Why? What's wrong with the polo banana bike?

I know its shit.... thanks!

I know its shit.... thanks!

You know I <3 that pink bike really. ;]

what the chink pink panther??

I hate clients... I want to kill them all... Especially the genius I'm working for today...

i like my clients today. everything going wrong as well as slowly but hey, everyone seems alright about it. must be the weather.

I hate walking into work and catching a bollocking.

My motivation levels are through the roof right now, honestly!

Croydon

... the banana bike its a piece of shit! HATE HATE HATE!

Working for 18+ hours over a weekend and not getting a damn thing for it.

I hate working on the weekend.
Getting paid for it means nothing to me.

...whingers

i have never worked a weekend in my life :)

I hate shinscar.

I hate shinscar.

...liars

I hate Rapha.

fixed

I hate shinscar.

actually that is a double negative... so i win