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• #502
...the inconsiderate fcks sitting in the tube train, looks up at my pregnant wife and not offer her a seat. fck em. two mornings in a row now.
i would have asked one of them nicely and loud enough to offer her the seat.
Yep shame the carriage into it. Yell out "Who is going to be the gentleman whom will let by pregnant wife sit down?" If no one gets up then you can go into a torrent of abuse about how they must all be worthless pieces of shit. That's what I would do, but I don't mind making a scene.
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• #503
^^one of those things that we think of doin but sometimes dont have the balls to. im not one for making a scene, but i would ask people nicely. good thing i dont go on the tube with her tho...being on the tube is stressful enough...sht like this pss me right off.
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• #504
...the inconsiderate fcks sitting in the tube train, looks up at my pregnant wife and not offer her a seat. fck em. two mornings in a row now.
Dude, no one offers seats on the Tube.. didn't you read that in your "Let's all go to the UK and steal their money and babies Aussie Immigration Pack"?
Just say "Excuse me, do you mind if my wife sits down?" and they will move. Sure, you shouldn't have to ask but at the same time, um, ask!
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• #505
Those bastards! I think you have the right to make someone on the train feel embarassed..
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• #506
...didn't you read that in your "Let's all go to the UK and steal their money and babies Aussie Immigration Pack"?
sht. missed that one. i concentrated on the "Come to the UK and go contract non-domicile and get loads of cash Welcome Pack" ;)
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• #507
That's subsection 2.7.1 under "Steal their money".
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• #508
making your pregnant wife use the tube?
heathen!
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• #509
Good point you should be transporting her like this
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• #510
When I had my arm in a sling I was pushed out of the way by a nun on the tube....
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• #511
she was just copping a feel..
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• #512
fatboyralph - did you know that if asked, a policeman must give up his hat for a pregnant woman to piss in?
But I doubt a copper would make an unsolicited offer, unless they've got a fetish thing happening.
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• #513
i hate it when a driver will happily halt their commute to allow a leggy blonde to cross the road, but won't allow you so much as a gnat's arse hair's width to get past them.
if anyone knows a good wig shop...
hit me up
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• #514
Do Bob Jackson ever answer their fucking phones???
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• #515
I hate that Raif got the boot last night. That show is dead to me now... :(
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• #516
Mathematica, it has the ghayest conventions and syntax.
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• #517
My final project. utter wank.
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• #518
I hate this, last day in the office today.
I may be the only ex-city worker who's actually going to be doing some gardening whilst on 'gardening leave' . Hope the weather holds out, lovely out there today!!
Upside is leaving prezzies and a huge piss-up tonight!
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• #519
Saying goodbye.
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• #521
I hate . . .
Backpacker hostels, more specifically the get up at five thirty am and spend an hour seemingly wrapping every item in their pack in the loudest placcy bag available crew.
and
The rougher than any bogan ive ever seen, shitty tattoo'd, out on bail, eats more valium and benzos than i've seen tic tacs Derby guy in the bunk next to me who has decided that "i'm allright" and it's cool to wake me in the morning to use my laptop to send emails to his solicitor and case worker.
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• #522
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• #523
Month End & Half year end. Still being in the office at 21:38 with no end in sight.
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• #524
Just think of saturday dude.
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• #525
Saturday. I'll be hung over and shattered from Friday, right though until Saturday evening when...Good point ;]
i would have asked one of them nicely and loud enough to offer her the seat.