I hate

masturbation is a wank word.

Few things this morning:

Riding to work forget I'm riding fixed after riding the road bike for a while almost thrown out of my seat.

Going my usual route to work the road was closed - about 5 police cars around and I have to find a different route, couldn't even walk on the pavement.

Now I'm at work the people in advertising have started the selling Christmas stuff and they are playing Christmas songs, I mean ffs sort it out.

when I'm in the kitchen and then someone else comes in to the kitchen and starts pissing about. Get out of the kitchen.

you should never piss in the kitchen

who amongst us has never pissed in the kitchen sink when the bathroom was busy?

who amongst us has never pissed in the kitchen sink when the bathroom was busy?

Well, I used to piss in the bathroom a lot when the kitchen sink was full of washing up.

Then I realised that I was just wasting that astringent lemony freshness that cuts through grease.

I would never piss in the sink that's disgusting. I always look for the nearest bottle or two instead.

I once did that, then was confronted with my flatmate from the bathroom mid-piss. She was so impressed that I filled a full 2L bottle she put it in the fridge to show her brother later that day.

I wasjust happy someone discovered my talent

Open the top floor window and piss down the roof guttering. That's what I do when caught short.

Open the top floor window and piss down the roof guttering. That's what I do when caught short.

Did this many times at uni because I was on the top floor and the bathroom was 2 floorsbelow me. Only when absolutely leathered though because there were houses oposite and I needed the drukeness to avoid worrying about getting arrested for indecent exposure.

cool kid hipsters claiming to be fucking photographers with their point and click photos

stuck seat posts. trying to get it out and basically making a total fuck up of it and fucking up the frame and the seat post still not budging. shitstix

Wd 40?

I once did that, then was confronted with my flatmate from the bathroom mid-piss. She was so impressed that I filled a full 2L bottle she put it in the fridge to show her brother later that day.

Is this what your avatar's about?

Wd 40?

:P

i have tried all methods!!! ened up trying the cut it out method..then with caustic soda got anoyed hammer, its not to drastic as it was a free frame GT outpost trail MTB. Wanted to make a single speed hak bike but the seat post bit on the frame that sticks up(hope that makes sence) is now split. and the seat post inside is just a mangeled messsss :(

i should have just taken it to brixton bikes.

:P

i have tried all methods!!! ened up trying the cut it out method..then with caustic soda got anoyed hammer, its not to drastic as it was a free frame GT outpost trail MTB. Wanted to make a single speed hak bike but the seat post bit on the frame that sticks up(hope that makes sence) is now split. and the seat post inside is just a mangeled messsss :(

i should have just taken it to brixton bikes.

Not sure if I've understood your problem/damage correctly but had a similar thing happen to me lately. Brixton Cycles are my usual first point of call but they couldn't shift it as it was stuck in due to galvanic corrosion (when the Aluminium and steel corrode together). Took it to Mend A Bike the other side of Putney bridge and they heated up the frame and got it out easy. Cost £20 all in - including protective paint job after burning the paint off (which is the only way they can do it). Doesn't look as brilliant as it once did but I'm no longer stuck with a useless frame.

the feelin that you know a cold is coming on. fuckstix.

cheeers olaf. ill keep that in mind next time, ias for damage. on the Gt bikes there is a little bit that sticks up where the top tube meets seat tube to act as seat clamp this has split about 2inches..thats not the main problem the main thing is that i have just mangled the whole seat post, there is nothing really to grab to pull out...i done made a mess!
and having just lost my rag with it i now have a screw driver jammed in the twisted aluminum mess jammed against the seat tube. shitstix twice

the feelin that you know a cold is coming on. fuckstix.

embrace it dale its not that bad.....ill think tiwce in Jan and feb tho!

cottered cranks

not having anything to smoke

oil on everything I own

Haven't had no green since 18 months back when my man left the country. Hate ! Hate ! Hate!

embrace it dale its not that bad.....ill think tiwce in Jan and feb tho!

3-4 mths ago i went through a bad spell. 1wk virus, 2nd wk throat infection, then couple weeks later another throat infection. been sick enough this year.

Pffft!

"cyclist" is a wank word.

masturbation is a wank word.

I think it's a toss-up between the two.

Went to the dentist for my annual check up.
Left without a wisdom tooth.
Only allowed to eat ice cream.
Ice cream is not really food.
No booze
No spicey food
No hot drinks
For three days
It wasn't causing me that much grief.

I really want food and a cigarette (clean for two years). Can't have either.
I have no drugs.

^^^ soup?

Could have it warm, doesn't have to be red hot.

I've been off the solids for 7 days... just starting to get more substantial food down in the last day or two

Saved by custard and Tapioca.

Weirdly, I cant fucking wait to be off the morphine. Feeling like a total dumbshit. Nodding off all the time.

Feel your pain, Andy.

Oh, and tinned prunes with double cream

Feeling like a total dumbshit.

Saved by custard and Tapioca.
Oh, and tinned prunes with double cream

I think you'll find that you'll have all the kinds of shit you can imagine for quite a while.