I hate

Your parents have their own church? Are you Jesus?

i fucking hate the expression to denote enjoyment of food that goes

nom nom nom

it gets right up my tits

Me too

Get's right up my bollocks

But what about baRth instead of baHth?

Pasta is a funny one, it seems to be perceived as something relating to class. Posh wankers say Parsta. Normal people say Pasta.

Wheras bath is perceived as regional only. Northerners say Bahth, Southerners Barth.

Plahstic, plarstic etc.

It's odd but interesting.

A friend of mine from York went to some sort of posho boarding school up there and intersperses his thick northern accent with Parsta :)

Americnas say Parsta too dont they?

Different .... stories for different.... things

Northerners pronounce Bath like "bat" but with a "th" instead of "t", Bathonians either pronounce it correctly, or if they have a "pro'er westcoun'ry accent loike", then it's "Baarf".

Just realised you may not be talking about the place...

Which is the right way? How do the Bathetians say it? Barth surely.

opens can of worms

"Baath", not "barth", or "barf", and never with a northern accent!

Wheras bath is perceived as regional only. Northerners say Bahth, Southerners Barth.

Macclesfield. Shit-hole v shite-whole presumably?

Yo gurt

Americnas say Parsta too dont they?

yep, Italians do too.

I hate Italians.

Apparently Moss Cow (pronounced like a bovine covered in bryophyta plant-life) is the correct way to pronounce Moscow. It's always infuriating when the Mary-Queens pronounce things correctly.

I hate all accents apart from RP.

what even the south african accent?

What's RP?

I admit ChainBraker sounds terrible, but we all know that my semi-slurred syllables are beautiful just the way they are...

Received pronunciation (Queens English) That's twice RP has come up on the forum today..

Apparently Moss Cow (pronounced like a bovine covered in bryophyta plant-life) is the correct way to pronounce Moscow. It's always infuriating when the Mary-Queens pronounce things correctly.

incorrect. there's no 'correct' way to say it because in Russian it's a different word anyway (Moskva). I reckon Mosk-oh sounds more correct cos it's more similar to the short 'o' sound in -ovskij words, but then again my Russian is extremely limited.

Received pronunciation (Queens English) That's twice RP has come up on the forum today..

Beat me this time. Git.

love all

Fuckin' right man, nothing makes me madder than seeing mudguards on a bike. Scum

Single speed bikes with front brake only..

People who describe themselves as "Riders" and not cyclists. Jog on.

People who describe themselves as "Riders" and not cyclists. Jog on.

guilty.

cottered cranks

not having anything to smoke

oil on everything I own

People who describe themselves as "Riders" and not cyclists. Jog on.

Pffft!

"cyclist" is a wank word.