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We are innocent! Were cyclists! Didn't you know we can do anything and get away with it?

Samsonite We are innocent! Were cyclists! Didn't you know we can do anything and get away with it?

Except omit apostrophes - I'm issuing you with a £30 on-the-spot fine ;)

Can't you see I was trying to be clever and concentrating too much on my italics to bother about punctuation? Sheesh! ;)

I HATE... idiot poser cyclists who speed up to overtake me, only to cut in close in front, slow down and then take their hands of their bars. This move also has to include a quick look at me to ensure I've seen them. TWATS. Now get your hands back on the bars and get the fuck out of my way as I am not impressed at all.

I also hate the man at one of my regular pick-ups who let the barrier go down on my head yesterday. C'mon, your job is to open and close a barrier and you *still *let it land on me.

Okay, that's enough hate...where's that LOVE thread? I love Chocolate. Its grrreat. The second best thing on the planet :D

Sorry hops really gotta stop doing that to you :P

Hops I HATE... idiot poser cyclists who speed up to overtake me, only to cut in close in front, slow down and then take their hands of their bars. This move also has to include a quick look at me to ensure I've seen them. TWATS. Now get your hands back on the bars and get the fuck out of my way as I am not impressed at all.

I also hate the man at one of my regular pick-ups who let the barrier go down on my head yesterday. C'mon, your job is to open and close a barrier and you *still *let it land on me.

Okay, that's enough hate...where's that LOVE thread? I love Chocolate. Its grrreat. The second best thing on the planet :D

i love sarah!

Hops I also hate the man at one of my regular pick-ups who let the barrier go down on my head yesterday. C'mon, your job is to open and close a barrier and you *still *let it land on me.

Like the people who work in cinemas whose job it is specifically to rip your ticket in half along the perforated line, yet can't quite manage it...

In a similar vain to Hops, frickin' people who use mobiles whilst cycling.
Nearly took out a guy this evening who thought it would be clever to ride whilst on his phone, one hand on the bars, swaying all over the shop.
Cock!

slamm In a similar vain to Hops, frickin' people who use mobiles whilst cycling.
Nearly took out a guy this evening who thought it would be clever to ride whilst on his phone, one hand on the bars, swaying all over the shop.
Cock!

People can't even walk straight while using a mobile.

i hate:
gnats in my eyes.
having to make 3 lefts instead of a right until i acclimate to london traffic.
oh, and don't even get me started about people and their mobile phones.

mobile riders...saw this lady on a posh shopper doing the phone tucked in with shoulder while trying to get something out of her front basket....i couldnt look back, think she went in to a bush in hyde park....at least she wasnt on the road...

into a bush at hyde park eh?

"a bird in the bush is worth two up the bum"

or something..:{

flies that get stuck in the back of your throat then you have to spend 20mins hacking trying to get it out

when your eye pulsates because it's tired. i've had it for the last four days now and it's driving me insane...

Putting on wet clothes at the end of a long day in the orrifice

Putting on Hippy's wet clothes by mistake at the end of a long day

lol! :d

Walking all the way to the shop for tea bags and realising you left your fking wallet in the house!

Or

Riding all the way home in the pissing rain and realising you left your keys at work! (i now keep them on the same ring as my lock key ;)

hael

Riding all the way home in the pissing rain and realising you left your keys at work! (i now keep them on the same ring as my lock key ;)

you absolutely must.

preferably on a lanyard, attached to your belt loop.

i hate bastard tonsilitis, which forced me to leave early from a huge work party last night, instead of drinking free booze for another 2 hours and going home with the hot spanish girl who works upstairs.
then it made me sit in a queue at an NHS joint for 2 hours, to be told it's probably viral and i should just take paracetamol and drink plenty of fluids.
Bastard tonsilitis!!

Only 2hrs? You should consider yourself lucky.

Better than going to see a GP for migraine, being told to take Panadol, then ending up being rushed to hospital for some emergency brain surgery.

I hate GPs.

GP4000s?

I FUCKING HATE CONTI TYRES (and misdiagnosing general practitioners) :)

Hippy i was more concerned with missing out on the spanish girl, than the waiting in the queue (beats working and the chairs were good for sleeping in).