I hate

I hate those mother fucking arsehole 'I am become Death'er private hire cunts.
So much so that I had 2- TWO! DJ moments today.
I'm such a calm rider normally, but deliberately driving across my line, whilst overrevving your engine, well thats going to get you a dent in your car- if I ever see it again.
Lets not forget that you cut me up at 25-30 mph on Trafalgar Sq Roundabout, and thats what I was peeved at when you sped off and I caught you at the 1st traffic light on the Mall.
So Yes I will tap on your window and tell you to 'learn to drive- you stupid inbred pile of shit'.
Driving across me will get me to sprint down the Mall, and catch you outside Buckingham Palace at those traffic lights.
Then I feel every right to ride up to your window and smack it fucking hard, and watch you squirm as I tell you exactly what I feel about your worthlessness and how only black cabs should be allowed in the city, and how you have the cranular ability of a gnat's testicle.
And then a police officer will come over as I'm about to steal your car keys/ spit in your face/ swear wildly in russian and arabic, and so I calm down and tell them what a dangerous cunt you are.
So yes you twat. They have your license plate and probably your mini cab license number.
Now fuck off and i hope you get financially ruined and enjoy the inevitable call from the police officer.

And you, you other cunt. If I signal I will pull out. I have seen you- you in your small penis mobile. Who the FUCK buys a fucking 4x4 as a sensible Private hire car. Its not luxurious and anyone who books you will just feel like a cunt. Especially in a 4x4 of that make.
So when I signal, don't fucking speed up to try and overtake me round Holborn bend thingy (near Central St. Martins) and then if you're going to insult me, say it to my face when I challenge you. You shriveled pathetic excuse for an insect.
Fuck right off.

well at least you're not in your room smelling your death plumbing :)

itv football coverage, whether it works or not. Which it doesn't

Douchebags that dont put a reserve on an item, and then refuse the bargain price you win their auction for.

No you cunt, i dont want to pay double because you forgot to put a fucking reserve on it! i want to pay what i fucking bid you fucking mouthbreather.

People who wear white poppies on remembrance Sunday.

The EDL.

The van driver who ran me off the road yesterday.

"mouthbreather", lol.

People who were helmets improperly...if you're going to go to the inconvenience of wearing a helmet, at least wear it in a way that's going to protect your head.

People who were helmets improperly...if you're going to go to the inconvenience of wearing a helmet, at least wear it in a way that's going to protect your head.

+1

New cycling shoes.. Getting the cleat position all tuned in is a proper rubbish..

People who were helmets improperly...if you're going to go to the inconvenience of wearing a helmet, at least wear it in a way that's going to protect your head.

+1

helmets on handlebars makes my blood boil.

why?!

Wankers at airports eating in the oyster bars. Oysters & champagne at 6am!? Fuck off you poncey posh twats! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

that someone ripped through the envelope which contained tickets for GTI show for my dad, then left it outside my door. Really? :/

The Mark All Read button.

I mean, what does it actually do?

Wankers at airports eating in the oyster bars. Oysters & champagne at 6am!? Fuck off you poncey posh twats! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Ha, yep! The champagne bar at St. Pancras always makes me smirk. I'd feel such a twat sat there.

Ha, yep! The champagne bar at St. Pancras always makes me smirk. I'd feel such a twat sat there.

I've never understood why people go to those places. I think it's just for snobs cos they don't want to mingle with the common folk at the other places. I mean do they really dine at those sorts of places in their normal life/environment? Especially at 6/7am? Would they really wake up and think "Mmmm, I could murder a few oysters, gravlax and a glass of shampoo" Do they fuck
All full of twats from Kensington and Fulham - they just look like a bunch of wankers

You are like a scouse Bukowski.

Buscouseki!

Leave off. There's NO WAY I'd let a load of geezers wank over my face!

The Mark All Read button.

I mean, what does it actually do?

It annoys the living fuck out of all those that accidentally press it, thats what it does.

What problem does it cause? I no understand.

I hate VOLVOs! With their fucking lights on in broad day light! Total fucking waste of time and totally OTT!!! Where ever I cycle, I seem to get blinded by VOLO drivers and other drivers who think it is health and saftey! What a load of fucking crap! Maybe there have been threads and debates of drivers with lights on during brad day light, but just felt like making my feelings known...

Dammit will find you.

What problem does it cause? I no understand.

Nothing if like Hippy you actually read ALL threads.

that someone ripped through the envelope which contained tickets for GTI show for my dad, then left it outside my door. Really? :/

For the postperson who didnt post our mail into our individual letterboxes. Read this. Otherwise I’ll ambush you with my dog!! RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

I know about that, follow it on FB and Tumblr :P

For the postperson who didnt post our mail into our individual letterboxes. Read this. Otherwise I’ll ambush you with my dog!! RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I feel sorry for your postman