I hate

hahaha I had a feeling you might say that

Maybe ask here

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tea boffins

What? No way, I thought everyone liked to know the pH, salinity, viscosity and temperature of their tea.

it looks like I'd have to make it meself....
so maybe a project when I'm next in a lab and can order shit like that cheap as.

Work appraisals. What a load of pointless paff.

no way. when i got appraised we went to wagamamas on the company and played angry birds on the iphone. we did do work too. (in case the boss' a lurker...)

tea boffins

Have you ever seen a french person make a cup of tea? The last time i went to france and ordered a tea, I proceeded to watch, paralysed by wonder and awe, as the fucker picked up a teabag, dumped it in a pan of cold water, and put it onto the hob to boil.

alas the result was a hella lot less awe inspiring.

I reserve my right to be a fuckin' tea snob after that monstrosity.

Waiting for an answer. Hurry up already.

Fucking fused headset cups. COME OUT, YOU BASTARDS, COME OUT!

The police in this country who seem to have taken it upon themselves to decide how and where we can have fun. fuck you. right in the arse. bunch of cunts.

Mechamorgan

Steel on steel?

New trainers. I can't for the life of me flip my toe clips over now :(

my knee.
I'm assessing whether to ride in today, and that is never a good start to a day.
If I have to get the train I'll be grumpy all day too.

I hate having to catch up with the forum every day.. I log on and go through here before I check work emails..

My dissertation. And having to get a job.
But I don't really hate my dissertation, I'm just a lazy bastard.
And finally getting a job I am excited about should be a positive thing to...I just need more motivation!
Maybe coffee and a second breakfast will help....

Mechamorgan

Steel on steel?

You knows my pain.

Fair enough, I didn't overhaul the fucking headset for like, 2 1/2 years, including full winter riding, even with shitty unsealed bearings; and now I act all surprised when everything doesn't come up rainbows and daisies with a squirt of GT85. I reserve my right to swear and strop though.

On the other hand, my grappling hook has been dispatched and I've got porridge and peaches to have for breakfast, so I can't be THAT angry. I'm just going to trundle my bike down the road this morning and get someone with a bigger hammer than me to pop 'em out.

ebay.

just ebay.

My flatmate, stoned, trying to rebuild the front of his written-off scooter in our living room, mixing fibreglass. It's a lovely day, go and do it outside you complete fucking cretin?

Yesterday he ruined the table (on the flat inventory), by taking off the truly horrible plastic tablecloth he and his girlfriend had bought and then spilling a whole bottle of superglue all over some fibreglass matting, which is now stuck fast in a big fucking mess.

UPDATE: Just braved the smell of epoxy to go and put my clothes in the machine. Now he's watching harcore pornography with his top off, as well as mixing chemicals with all the windows shut. What the fuck is wrong with some people?

UPDATE: Just braved the smell of epoxy to go and put my clothes in the machine. Now he's watching harcore pornography with his top off, as well as mixing chemicals with all the windows shut. What the fuck is wrong with some people?

ha!

pics or it did not happen

then paste them on his facebook or social networking site

I'm sorry Seeds but your flatmate sounds like a fucking hero.

people who complicate such simple things in life. Really? Just go with the flow ffs.

The painfull wound that I now have thanks to getting shot in the leg with a blow dart.

You being hunted by a tribe? I know a guy who can take care of things, PM me.