I hate

I hate making a really good cup of tea, taking it upstairs and coming on here, then only drinking half and completely forgetting about it.

I've just remembered this ace cup of tea and excitedly took a sip only to discover it was freezing cold. Grrrrrrrrr!

I do it all the time.

I guess what differentiates me from normal society is that I am now quite used, and enjoy the taste of ice cold tea.

Oh don't get me wrong, I still like the cold tea and will no doubt guzzle the fucker down. It's just when I'm expecting it to still be hot, THAT is when I do an angry little hardcore dance in my bedroom. FLOORPUNCH!

tea is wank

You're wank.

wanker

Tea is well nice I swear get me.

My favourite method for making tea I learnt from Mr Scruff: Put the teabag on a spoon above the mug/cup and pour the water slowly through it such that it drains into said vessel. It takes about thirty seconds(ish), but it's worth it and overrall it is quicker.

Idea for an invention:

a teaspoon with a built in thermometer, that you leave in the brew and that beeps or flashes when the tea cools down to your (pre-programmed) optimum drinking temperature.

granny drink

Excellent invention.

I also have a tea related invention, but I reckon it might already be made.

Its basically a normal teaspoon except that it doubles up at the end and lets you pick up the tea bag and squeeze out all the juice. Spoonpliers basically.

Oh don't get me wrong, I still like the cold tea and will no doubt guzzle the fucker down. It's just when I'm expecting it to still be hot, THAT is when I do an angry little hardcore dance in my bedroom. FLOORPUNCH!

Just....what?

The mental image this is giving me is too funny.

granny drink

Shut your cunt mouth. Prick.

:-)

(You're thinking of sherry)

Excellent invention.

I also have a tea related invention, but I reckon it might already be made.

Its basically a normal teaspoon except that it doubles up at the end and lets you pick up the tea bag and squeeze out all the juice. Spoonpliers basically.

Sorethroat x Superprecise Ultimate tea making utensil collabo?

Just....what?

The mental image this is giving me is too funny.

;-)

Shut your cunt mouth. Prick.

:-)

(You're thinking of sherry)

:D

this exceeded all my expectations.

being too tired to be able to concentrate on or enjoy any form of entertainment on a sunday night but being unwilling to accept the inevitable, that the all too brief weekend is over, and turn in.

oh, and that i'm 33 and have a big zit brewing right in the middle of my forhead.

Cheer up dooks... will be the weekend again before you know it.

I fell asleep on my left testicle this afternoon, if it makes you feel any better.

I hate that i've fucking fucked up my fucking phone upgrade and I'm now tied into 24 months of fucking bollocks from fucking orange.

^ You should have a minimum of 14 days to back out of any contract. Even longer if you did it online. Send it back.

i thought that but can't find any info on it online.

Cheer up dooks... will be the weekend again before you know it.

I fell asleep on my left testicle this afternoon, if it makes you feel any better.

wt?! hehe.

images of a giant beanbag sized pink hairy ball chair with a snoozing balki blissfully curled up, catlike, in it's warm wrinkly folds.

Cheer up dooks... will be the weekend again before you know it.

I fell asleep on my left testicle this afternoon, if it makes you feel any better.

Really

NSFWish
http://www.discountedannsummers.co.uk/knob-chair-310-p.asp

'Knob Chair' lol

Really

NSFWish
http://www.discountedannsummers.co.uk/knob-chair-310-p.asp

i thought that but can't find any info on it online.

It's part of European legislation on service contracts and 'cooling off' periods.

Idea for an invention:

a teaspoon with a built in thermometer, that you leave in the brew and that beeps or flashes when the tea cools down to your (pre-programmed) optimum drinking temperature.

Just man up and use a thermometer

Excellent invention.

I also have a tea related invention, but I reckon it might already be made.

Its basically a normal teaspoon except that it doubles up at the end and lets you pick up the tea bag and squeeze out all the juice. Spoonpliers basically.

Just man up and use 2 spoons.

Just man up and use a thermometer

More like man up and don't measure the temperature of your fucking tea?!

Make the fucker, drink it, done.

Waiting for it to cool down is not needed unless you've got a dog's dick for a tongue.