I hate

Imagine how boris must feel. Cunt

I hate Evans. But they saved my life today.. I'm racing tomorrow and I stripped out the expansion bolt on the steerer changing stems this morning. They were only place open today who had a expansion bolt for a carbon steerer. I hate they actually came through once. Cunts.

trying to buy a bike from another country where neither of us can speak the others language. FFS.

I'm trying some new material out tomorrow night in Embra, and have a thing about N-Dubz at the moment, so am gonna give some of these a whirl:

Why did Dappy from N-Dubz stare at the orange juice?

Because he's a cunt

What did JLS say to N-Dubz?

Fuck off N-Dubz, you're making us look less shit

Why are there no painkillers in the jungle?

Because N-Dubz make music

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

N-Dubz

Knock Knock
Who's there?
N-Dubz
Do me a favour and just fuck off you bunch of fucking knob heads

Ha! The last one's ace.
I also LOLzered at the first one, the variation on the classic Noddy joke.

Ha! Sorry, I'm still laughing at the last one.

N-Dubz can fuck off. I can't believe people even listen to that shit.

AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!! Trying to figure out how to get from London to Tampa, FL, with either a stopover of sufficient length of time to get to a storage unit and pick up my bike, or RT tix LDN-NYC, NYC-TPA. It's doign my effing head in!

Stupid fucking retarded 'txt talk', oh my you are doing my head in and I've only had two messages from you.

At the age of 23 I'd like to think that you'd have a pretty decent grip on the English language, please fucking use it.

Stupid fucking retarded 'txt talk', oh my you are doing my head in and I've only had two messages from you.

At the age of 23 I'd like to think that you'd have a pretty decent grip on the English language, please fucking use it.

I agree with this. Drives me round the bend.

Aye. The older they are, the more infuriating it is. Il c u 2mrw @ da offce m8 ;P

I just received "Jenie u fini early", what the fuck is that supposed to mean? The silly abbreviations are annoying and I can just about deal with them but this is mad, I wonder if google translate has a Stupid > English option.

lol

Put two great tramlines in my S65 seatpost as it fell on a radiator whilst having a pre-bank hol ride tyre pump. Other than a watch I once smashed and random acts of international terrorism I have never been so annoyed.

it is a bike.

£1 fee. This should have been in the I Hate... thread.

Burn him.

I tried, but he keeps blowing the lighter out.

shorts or trousers with cargo pockets. pfffff. stooopid.

Stupid fucking retarded 'txt talk', oh my you are doing my head in and I've only had two messages from you.

At the age of 23 I'd like to think that you'd have a pretty decent grip on the English language, please fucking use it.

Haha I just ranted about this on my Facebook status. My cousin which some of you have met (and flirted with) at the west drinks, talks like that on Facebook, and she's two weeks older than me.

"tHe gRatE wAlL oF ScOTlaND"

Really?! Grate? What, the wall is made of cheese or something?

And isn't it normally called "Hadrian's Wall"? Unless there's another famous one that I'm forgetting about...?

Reminds me of that great playground joke:

Where is Hadrian's wall?
At the bottom of Hadrian's garden.

And isn't it normally called "Hadrian's Wall"? Unless there's another famous one that I'm forgetting about...?

^ That's correct. That's the wall she's on about where apparently Braveheart was filmed?

i may have mentioned this before but...

square taper
cottered chainsets
threaded headsets
single pivot calipers

not in terms of stepping stones to better technology mind you. just compared to better technology..

I hate making a really good cup of tea, taking it upstairs and coming on here, then only drinking half and completely forgetting about it.

I've just remembered this ace cup of tea and excitedly took a sip only to discover it was freezing cold. Grrrrrrrrr!