I hate

Fucking dentists and not just the unpleasantness but the whole privatized medicine sales schtick,
maybe deal with the issue I came for first before trying to get me onto a subscription service.
and trying to sell braces to a middle aged man? Have some self respect you greedy fuck.

My 81 year old Dad needed to get some new false teeth recently. They tried to sell him £14k worth of treatment.

I've has the same bridge for 30 years. Every dentist trys to tell me that it only lasts 5 years, and I should spunk 5k on am implant.

Fuck off and just brush my teeth, you wannabe doctor wanker.

The cost of implants is ridiculous

My dentist changed his Bentley to a far more modest Porsche Macan because patients were starting to make sarcastic remarks about it when they got their bills. I did recommend maybe he should take down the massive self portrait he has on the wall as well. The flash prick. He also has an 11k S-works obvs

You must have realised he was a prick when you discovered he was a cyclist.

It was the self portrait that swung it for me and the £1100 bill for 90 minutes worth of root canal. They're not wannabe doctors my dentist is a doctor but he switched to dentistry because the money is better. Greedy flash prick

What, not a Cervelo?

My ex was a dental student. If I'd known she'd be on that sort of money I would have refused to get dumped.

Owning it. Repped.

I’m responding in the negative to both of those points.
If I knew how to do any of the many things that get my goat, I’d know everything!

If you’re that fucking hungry you can buy your own, like I did.

Yep, Dentists!
Porsche driving c*^t wants 5k+ to rip out my 4 baby teeth that are finally giving up on me, drill into my gums and screw in some falsies. With no guarantees my gums will accept them. fml
Edit: Also, Genetics can go into room 101 whilst i'm here

The woman who permits me to be her husband is a dental receptionist. One of the more junior practice dentists bought an Aston, the practice owner makes him park it in the village hall car park so that the suffering clients don't realise that she employs twats.

https://youtu.be/CJ1CINaGbC0?si=REghyKdC4kK6CqVD

This should probably go in the “I Love” thread.

I was walking on air after a visit to the dentist where he was visibly distraught by the fact my teeth where good and the bridgework was still solid and he couldn’t shake me down for a couple of grand

So cranky.

Halfords.

Got chatting to a lovely bloke at a cafe stop who'd just started cycling. He'd picked up a Boardman MTB and was going up and down a disused railway track to build up confidence.

Anyway as we were chatting noticed that his forks were on backwards. Ummed And ahhed about telling him, but did in the end. He was really shocked and said they'd been that way when he got it, and had had it serviced there... he took it humerously though, that his mates were going to have a giggle.

Got the multi tool out and sorted it for him (his QR was loose too, possibly due to disc brake going thr wrong way?), told him to check the torque when he got home to be safe.

He rode off much happier and was really pleased with the better steering etc.

Halfords though, sending people out on bikes not even setup right, not once, but twice!

Don’t get me started on them. My wife bought a Pendleton E Bike (and yes I did warn her before her purchase) and has had no end of problems. She’s just got it back from having a whole new rear wheel fitted, following repeated spoke breakages, and she got it back with both brakes pulling all the way to the grips. Half an hour and a lot of swearing later and they’re no longer deathtraps but I do worry for people who don’t live with a semi-competent bike mechanic…

Last week I was eavesdropping a conversation between a Halfords mechanic and a customer. Mechanic points to a tyre sidewall “says 120psi here so that’s what you inflate them to” the tyres were at least 35mm and the rider weighed 60kg wet through

People who put ice in coffee.

You mean like an iced coffee?

Exactly. Coffee is a hot beverage.

And not ever a cake ingredient

Hot coffee on ice isn't great. Cold brew with ice in summer is banging though.