I hate

Barbecue

Have we done that yet?

Fuck that shit to death

I'm doing veggie kebabs tomorrow, want to come over?

My new Ortlieb panniers, squeaking rattling pieces of shit.

human beat-boxes.

up there with mimes.

This. Plinky, rattle, rinkytink, ding, rattle, rattle, clunk, clonk, rattle FUCKING SHUT UP

Sick beat, gonna lay down some bars to it later.

Did it once, never again. 10 x more effort than using the kitchen for the joy of standing in the sun and ending up more cooked than the food.

Pretty much all humans. Anyone else in a perpetual state of disappointment at the moment?

Soundcloud or it never happened

My weltschmerz gland is in overdrive these days, which is weird as I'm seeing less of the general public than usual.

Help / support pages that have 5 minute videos instead of the one line answer that you actually need.

So much this.

All for the ad revenue innit.

On a company intranet, it's unforfuckinggiveable.

It's called training, guys...

the first reply to any "Black Lives Matter" post on social media being "all lives matter"
I feel ALM is missing the point of the BLM movement, yes all matter, but not all are disproportionately being on the receiving end of a knee to the throat.

Then say it, you tit. for context: https://twitter.com/Sony/status/1267201754367737857

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Corporate twitter accounts posting salonfähig platitudes.

Given that I appear to feel this all day every day, I can’t believe I had to google weltschmerz!

Ennui is for self-indulgent tossers, right?

they're so close to getting it...

LOL! That’s actually pretty tragic

Fucking hell. That's unbelievable.

New bike day being ruined by a badly tensioned front mech cable that has been cut too short to adjust.

Fuckers!

I hate that even though I've blocked a number they're still free to leave as many voicemails as they like. I'm not sure if it's a generic robocall scam trying to prod me into responding or possibly someone had a senior moment and put my number down for some service, but I now get at least one call an hour with an automated message that just repeats 'ALARM IN ALARM SYSTEM MODE, DIAL ZERO'. I've never answered any of the calls and blocked them almost immediately but they still leave me multiple voicemails every day. I thought there'd be some solution within Android but nope. They also texted me some vague message about a software update right before I blocked them so I'm leaning towards robocalling pricks hoping for a response.

Wiggle have sent my parcel out via Yodel and they CBA delivering it