I hate

I knew I’d missed somethink!

what, pacifically?

None of this is asseptable.

anyway - back to the hate.

since they've closed the upstairs canteen at school i've had to experience the ignominy of going outside of a lunchtime to pay a fortune for average scran surrounded by coughing, sneezing people who should all be killed.

what's worse, is the only place that offers healthy-ish fayre and isn't pret is a salad franchise shitshow rib-ticklingly called "toss'd". even if you're prepared to overlook the stupid fucking apostrophe bullshit, once you're inside you have to order and pay from a shitting ipad, at which point it vomits out a receipt that includes one of about twenty celebrity names that you then need to listen out for when your order is ready. having to respond to 'jamie oliver', 'david beckman' or 'miley pissing cyrus' just about makes my fucking cringe gland pop. hateful place.

inb4 any "WeLL wHy Don'T yOU jUsT bRinG N uR owN LUnhC?" fuckery.

I've parroted the old, "You know Pret is just McDonalds?" line for years. Turns out they sold their shares in 2008.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help, greenhell.

Why does Subway reek so much worse than McDonalds, KFC etc? It’s fucking vile - i can smell it from the other side of the road. It’s sandwiches, for Christ’s sake!

There's one of them round the corner from me, I went in once and just grabbed something pre-made. Glad I didn't have to put up with that other shite, and thanks to your misfortune, I now never will.

I do have to put up with a month of being in the middle of the fucking Xmas markets though, they can fuck the fuck off.

Air France. They've blocked my account, given no information on how to unlock it and refuse to let me set up a new account (even with a different email) as I have to login with my original account that they've blocked.

I like MacDonald's.

Getting up, tidying the flat/kitchen, go to work (nights), get back and go to bed, wake up to messy flat thanks to my partner not cleaning up. Rinse and repeat ad infinitum.

So you hate your partner?

Waiting rooms.
Particularly GP surgery waiting rooms because, while I very rarely are 'ick enough to need to visit there is always always some sad act, attention and drug seeking waster with a measly common cold who should be tucked up in his bed at least one bricks depth away from the rest of humanity, NOT coating the back of my head with viral Brylcream.

Just bring your own lunch and lord it over everyone at school.

When you order a cheese toastie and they serve it to you with a napkin underneath that all the cheese is stuck to

I love that Subway smell - I think they may even pump it out deliberately to attract people like me.

My most recent bout of food poisoning was from a Subway. The time before that was a Harvester.

leon is ok

Don't you have to order from a 'Tosser' as well?

I've not been back after being Audrey Hepburn twice in a row.

People who press control, alt, delete to get from the lock screen to the password screen on win10 PCs.

So much this. I've also had baked potatoes served in a similar fashion. Completely pointless.

Well just stump up the money and go private.

BBC News website headline articles being “live” which are essentially links to twitter speculation on the subject in question

Fatberg live at 19.17 hours.

The BBC is terrible about that. Half the articles now are -

1) something happened
2) here are tweets from mostly randoms about the thing that happened
3) we will closely paraphrase those tweets before embedding them in the article

Lazy, lazy, lazy fucking journalism.