I hate

lift chatters.

Toilet chatters tho

Not that I use lifts as toilets

Much

Props if you do those acid house brass band numbers.

I they used to call it 'the acid house' when I worked at my last place. People would walk out if the lift with red, streaming eyes, hallucinations, stinging throats and an overwhelming sense of love.

Do you do Balearic chuggers and gabba room emptiers?

The way Loyle Carner does that inexplicable oing, oing thing he seems so keen on whilst waiting at the intros to his songs.

So all this stuff is on the floor, tools and shit, and i can see it all clearly and yet, and yet I walk in and then STUB MY FUCKiNG TOE on stuff that I can clearly see. Obviously karma that I deserve but Christ that’s painful

Bastard flashing strobe billion lumen angled-in-your-face front bicycle lights. Although incidences of these do thankfully seem to be getting fewer and further between. What's wrong with a steady/solid beam up front.

The concept of lumen-envy has popped up on here before. Some people are just beyond help.

This. Its the only thing I hate about my fellow cyclists. So I shout at them and end up hating myself.

Myself

You.

Cyber Monday. Just fuck off.

Bristol university students for many many reasons...

People who advertise for sale items with shitty descriptions and shitty pictures. Or ebayers who offer best offer on their listings and then ignore your offer.

The fact that drop bar bikes look nicer, but I just find them uncomfortable.

In your face is bad, but personally, I find (as a driver) that a steady beam alone isn't as good for being identified as a cyclist as a blinky or two. Also I find it easier to judge distances of riders using blinky lights than steady beams.

Oh and I hate the fact that I cannot help but stare in anger at lights that are too bright, instead of just looking where I need to look..

Are you a moth?

I mean car/bike lights. Not all lights... Kind of in response to essdi's post ^^^

People who call Ready Salted crisps Plain crisps.
I hey are not plain, they are salted.
If I gave you salt water would it be considered plain? No.

But yes. Made of pure shiny dust.

Why Bristol uni students? Surely students are all roughly as awful as each other?

(Speaking as a UWE alumnus)

All Bristol University students,
or,
just a subset?

It's a broad sweeping statement of course, so there are going to be holes in it, but I live right in the heart of student area. They are inconsiderate and rude. They stand in the road chatting, they block pavements chatting, massive groups of gross men wearing the exact same outfit shouting doing rugby haka's and trying to see how many freshers/first years they can shove in the phonebox whilst being massively intimidating. They talk really loudly at all times yah yah yah, especially in the middle of the night when walking home and normal people are trying to sleep. The women seem to just scream all the time for no reason, also in the middle of the night. Er, etc etc.... The list goes on but whatever. I can only really speak for the students that live in my area and so that's Bristol Uni. It always felt like the UWE ones were nicer, but maybe I don't really know.

Just the bastard dickhole ones...