Names and faces to bikes

Since when did white goods become grey?

Washing machine, fridge and worktop are colour coordinated though...

Absolutely!

Thats my good deed for the day

Hi, my name is Jason.
I'm from Sacramento, CA
And this is me and my ride. It's Russian.

Now that's more like it. A proper, sensible haircut, and an arm operated by a concealed puppeteer lurking in the background.

whats that under the fridge??

wooden floorboard.

hahahaha

i thought they were crumbles of food

I'm not sure whether to be pround or ashamed of my bike making its way to meme-dom.

Wish I had a box of Magnums now.

dibs them too

I haven't posted my stable in a while, so I thought I'd take a moment to bore you fucking senseless with my really boring bikes.

Daily - Needs a new frame, forks and crankset. What I'm trying to say is that I only like the wheels and contacts.

Sundays - Needs new fucking everything. The frame is a peach, but I want to drape it all in campag, not the ugly mid-ninties Ultega it's using now. Then again, it's fine for my riding right now, which is slow.

My last ditch attempt to be good at a sport girls are interested in, whilst I'm young enough to bounce. I bought this of my ex-housemate, and know almost nothing about it other than it's heavy, old school and it is causing my body not inconsiderable stresses.

Fuck all that effort, this is my real Sunday bike. It's all at Stage 1, I'm waiting on Vance & Hines pipes, a pillion and sissy bar and a tonne of laughable chrome custom bits. I've listened to too much posturing 70's rock not to want a shiny Harley, even if this one is only small.

Face remains laughably childlike.

Morgan is Ste's old bmx pictured in your fucking garden there?! - palace!

mr a. and his bike

you were sat next to me at the family business last friday having a big chunk of your arm filled in solid back.

Morgan is Ste's old bmx pictured in your fucking garden there?! - palace!

Yurr, my parents house is out in the countryside near Bath. It's very nice and very, very dull.

That Colnago look a peach, is the fork a carbon number?

I have a full 90's Chorus groupset, including the wheels that I can sell you (minus the derailieur as that has been bagsy) for a small fees.

That Colnago look a peach, is the fork a carbon number?

I have a full 90's Chorus groupset, including the wheels that I can sell you (minus the derailieur as that has been bagsy) for a small fees.

Yeah, Carbon fork but it's just a Columbus Muscle. I'd really rather have the original steel fork, but they're pricey.

Thanks for the offer Squabbs, but I'm totally skint at the moment. I'm saving for Shamal's et al.

Methinks it's time for an update.

Holdsworth road/path fixed wheel bicycle, Colnago road bicycle and MTB/utility/commuter bicycle.

Face still the same, abet got as much hair as Tynan.

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sorry, but i must of missed it, what happened to the bj ?

That was gone last year, the top tube was too long at 57cm despite the seat tube fit me perfectly, replaced with a 55cm Condor Pista that fit me perfectly (with 90mm stem), unfortunately doctor told me I should stop riding a fixed wheel bicycles as it put more stress on my knee due to having a lump just under the kneecap.

No point in keeping the Condor which was my everyday bicycle, so replaced that with the retrovelo (the red thing).

clearly readers wives, but very nice.

this forum is full of melts^^^^^^

Thanks wibble, malaysian, mr. lunch, and mechanorgan for the comments.
It's a KVANT from the late 80's .. i'm actually thinking about trading or selling right now, it's on velospace.

My bikes..

...and me

is the roberts atop ditchling?