eBay problems, resolutions, shenanigans, questions and info (not bike finds)

I get them wholesale from a specialist importer now.

Nearly 500 tokens on a shower door?????

All the shower stuff (and kitchen taps and so on) are crazy expensive.

That's why I was quite happy to win the door for £27.

Take him down to funky town, funky town centre.

He is in Wolverhampton already.

Let it go then, he's suffered enough.

He is in Wolverhampton already.

repped.

"Tom,

I contacted a couple of courier companies and they quoted £50 for Wolverhampton to London.

So, I think you have two choices:

1) You send me the door and I pay you the auction price plus the courier fee, so £27+£50=£77
2) You refuse to honour the auction, I report you to eBay and they ban your account, you lose all your feedback and start again with a new name

Which do you want to do?

Neil"

"Dear dammit-hammet,

You have three options
1) pay 150
2) cancel Transactions
3) kiss my ass
thanks tom

- sadeckitomasz"

I choose 4)

Just trying to find out how to report him to eBay, frustrating!

How do you get to speak to a real person?

No such thing as speaking to a real person at eBay...

It won't let me report the sale, as I have not paid for the item, as the guy tried to cancel the auction 30 seconds after it finished

Bollocks, I simply cannot find out how to report him

400 fucking pounds for a shower door! 400? relly?

Well, I had a chat with them:

Penny Barrows
I am pleased to inform you that I have taken the necessary action against your seller.

dammit-hammet
What have you done?
Penny Barrows
Privacy is a priority at eBay, so we're not able to share the details of the actions we take. They can range from issuing the seller an informational alert, a temporary suspension, an indefinite suspension or terminating the member's account.

Dunno what Penny has done, but his for sale items are still up

Sold a bag on ebay and the buyer didn't pay - initially gave lame excuses about being busy, and being terribly sorry, and then nothing. So I went through the resolution center, tried contacting him etc, but still nothing. The fees have now been refunded, but the buyer hasn't had the unpaid item marked against his account. So I've just had a load of ball ache and the 'buyer's' account still shows him as having a 100% perfect record. I'm aggrieved. What can I do?

piss on his chips.

It does appear that eBay are toothless

Still waiting for my £380 ebay.. come on cnuts..

"eBay ruled in your favour in your dispute case about your purchase from fuckwit, and a full refund of 380.88 GBP was sent to your PayPal account."

win
now go to bed (unless you are back in oz)

Nice one Hippy.

"Dear dammit-hammet,

You have three options
1) pay 150
2) cancel Transactions
3) kiss my ass
thanks tom

- sadeckitomasz"

I LOL'ed. Still an absolute cunt though.