Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

He whipped out his knob and wiped it on her sofa...

Whatever happens, his "confessional" book will make her book of the month and be guaranteed huge success.

Hopefully he will then come to England to be grilled by Paxman Richard & Judy or Graham Norton (if he isn't dead by then.

you neglect the towering intellect of Phillip Schofield...

Interview has been pre-recorded (yesterday). Rumours are that he does confess..

You can't be serious?

There are some wonderful comments on the Oprah website.[quote]Lance Armstrong is innocent. How do I know this? Simple. We are in phase of unprecedented evolution of consciousness for humanity, the Earth and all life .

Any true 'lightworker' knows how to 'read energy' underlying any spoken, or written word. It can be deciphered through the amazing 'truth meter' available to everyone within their own being; a filter of divine frequencies of light, energy, essence and love within the heart core; the divine within us all. When we enter this sacred space we resonate with the vibration frequencies of the highest levels of divine, unconditional love. When we ask a question and intend to know the answer that is the highest of truth, there can be no deception, because there is no fear-based consciousness in divinity - only love-based consciousness.

This way of being and doing is the 'modus operandi' of right-brain attributes; intuition, creativity, subjectivity, and much more. Right brain method is global, whole/holistic way of access. Left-brain is linear functioning; logic and reasoning. One could pose that left-brain only uses half the brain, while right-brain uses all the brain!

As humanity evolves and changes to more whole-brain functioning (interestingly, dolphins are whole-brain functioning mammals), we access more of the skills, abilities, gifts and talents within us for creative pursuits that benefit us, and all life, in a way which and brings us joy; our birthright as human beings to fulfill our unlimited potential.

Lance is an example of fulfilling an inspirational life of purpose.

Lance has beaten cancer ('Can-seer'). There are interests that do not like this; so he has been targeted. Mind control methods, financial reward and blackmail can induce 'witnesses' to act and speak to predetermined scripts.

Lance has been wise to not engage in any ill-founded debate. It only adds energy to his detractors. Maybe now is the right time to address this for him, as the light has expanded exponentially, and continues to do so.

Read more: http://www.oprah.com/own-oprahs-next...#ixzz2I1uJsy7H
[/QUOTE] This is tynan at his very, very best.

Can-seer.

I'm in awe.

News is, as of right now watching Oprah on Sky, is that he confesses..

The full 2 hour interview will be aired over two nights.

did she give him a conciliatory gobble though?

She made no mention of a gobble.

Tears?

Oprah Tweets:

@Oprah Just wrapped with @lancearmstrong More than 2 1/2 hours . He came READY!

Maybe he had to give her a gobble, in which case a lack of mention is no surprise. Nobody wants to say they let a disgraced junky lick their fanny in exchange for a PR reach-around.

I can't wait for this! As long as this:

He whipped out his knob and wiped it on her sofa...

doesn't happen.

rep for uber_guber

Tynan?

It's unlikely that he already has such extensive knowledge of the world; I suspect tynan instead.

http://www.sport24.com/cyclisme/l-affaire-armstrong/lance-armstrong-gloire-et-deboires

You can see in his eyes that Armstrong liked the dope from the very beginning.

Those star dopers (of any stripe) are certainly going down like skittles.

Sixty million to race a few triatholons again; that is awesome.

Rumours are leaking that he only doped due to the inner conflict and turmoil he suffered by being a gay man in a straight peleton.

He thanks Oprah for the opportunity to come clean on his doping and also to come out at long last.

I liked this comment on the Telegraph*

parigi
If Armstrong has truly confessed, then remains one further step he owes his fans, Livestrong, the Andreus, Le Monds, Bassongs etc.

In addition to repaying all prize money, his penance should be 10 consecutive climbs of L'alpe d'Huez on a Raleigh Chopper whilst wearing a Bradley Wiggins facemask. Then, and only after then, he should be forgiven.

• was reading it for a hilariously bigoted story on discrimination
  

Blame the lot on Jimmy fucking Saville.

Jimmy said no one would care if i set up a charity sob

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^^ Wiggo mask ascent of D'huez and live internet broadcast of LA kissing Le Mond's arse.

And doping controls every km.

I don't know much about pro cycling so pelase excuse this question but...

Big Mig, Le Mond & Evans...likely to have been clean?