The Great British Weather

HR sent an email round saying shorts are OK during the heat wave. Pin striped hot pants it is!

Keep your commute bibs on. Nowt else.

daily mirror announcing it will be so hot today steel train tracks will melt

British Sun Can't Melt Steel Beams.

Seriously though, our train tracks buckle because not as many expansion joints were added compared to various European countries that regularly get temperatures like this.

I believe that Thatcher is to blame for this.

Invent trains, can't use them. #dabritish

With my level of hirsutism and general stature, they would be forgiven for thinking a Russian wrestler had moved in. Besides, bibs = extra sweaty nadgers

Two fans, one on the desk, one under

Maybe we can retrofit expansion gaps and sell the cut away steel to the scrappers. Y'know, fund the NHS's and that.

Had a great ride yesterday, temperature was perfect. Think today I'll be lazing around in the sun with an iced coffee. May as well take advantage of the 3 days of summer.
#lazyfreelancer

Was in Barcelona at the weekend and they are having higher then average temperatures about 32/35c Saw no sign of their media going into meltdown about the weather. Always makes me laugh how we are all going to die due to killer heatwave.

S'warm though eh...

See also 'KILLER SNOW'

fan under the desk ... the gooch cooler ?

You know it.

Doubly effective in shorts

The cricket tonight shall be enjoyable then...

nothing like it being burning hot outside to focus the mind and get all your work done early so you can go and enjoy it..

are you fucking high?!

i'm staying wherever the aircon is set the lowest. right now, that's my cool, cool office.

Are you mad, it's a killer heatwave out there.....

@greenhell, @CanonAxe, yo mad bro, super summer doesn't come round that often, people be paying big money to go on holiday to places where it's this hot, getting it for free in my home town, course I'm going to go out and enjoy it...

Hospital air con. Now for some liquid blood thinner...

It were hot like this when we had those riots and
The bomber planes
When it were all fields
When I were a girl...

Some of us burn easily. Air con and a good supply of UV filtered water thanks.

There is a lot of you to burn.

stepping outside after school...