The Great British Weather

was wondering how long it would take before people started whinging. The weather is amazing. More heat, more happy.

I was wondering earlier today when this thread was going to get dredged. Longest heat wave in seven years, they say....

It's true. I got married the last time the weather was this hot.

I wonder what the birth rate will be in 9 months time...

I don't mind the heat too much. Working in this heat though ≥>>

I wonder what the birth rate will be in 9 months time...

Probably low. Every time my sweat-slick bulk heaves itself towards Mrs Lucifer, she screams and tazers me.

No-one wants to touch wee-throughs in this weather. That only happens in films.

People moaning about the heat can >>>>>>>>

Enjoy it do you not remember the 8 months of winter we had!?

8 fucking years you mean.

^ this

pro tip, sleep under a wet towel and a fan blowing on it.

i picked up one of these when i was in Oklahoma few yrs ago.
http://www.froggtoggs.com/store/cooling-products/the-chilly-pad/chilly-pad.html
amazingly effective...

was wondering how long it would take before people started whinging. The weather is amazing. More heat, more happy.
This. Mum has been complaining about the "ridiculously bad" weather all year and now it's "ridiculously hot". I do feel for her though, as a ped. We have a lovely breeze when on the move.

Although...I am going to whinge about the things I've seen that should never be seen. I'm talking about flesh.

Men - I hate to break it to you but most of you are not blessed with a torso worthy of appearing on the cover of Men's Health. Instead of setting hearts a flutter, you look worryingly close to a heart attack. Being metrosexual does not mean stripping down to your pants in the city and hoping for the best. You're not in Faliraki now.

To those of you who do ripple in all the right places, you can cover up too - I nearly went in to the back of a bus earlier.

That. Is. All.

I'm not wearing a bikini just to keep you happy.

So why ARE you wearing one then, ey?

;)

It keeps the wind off my nipples. Problem?

You call this hot ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ha.......when i was innnnnnn..........arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Meh. Men can wear whatever they fuck they want. So can women. I'm going to ride to work tomorrow in nipple tassels and a loincloth and if anybody even so much as hints that my clothing might be inappropriate I will fucking cut them. You've all been warned.

Body fascism? Disappointing...

A perfect 23C in South East Queensland atm...

^^ GULP

Can I stand outside and scream "Oi, Dita! Show us your nips!" as you go past?

^ You poor thing TS! Fancy being there!

I'm going to ride to work tomorrow in nipple tassels and a loincloth

"Brazen tit strumpet"

Again?!

Yolo

I'm still in the studio busting out drawings and am warm as a motherfucker.

Feeling very aware of my ballsack. Well, moreso than usual.

A perfect 23C in South East Queensland atm...

Ed will be along in a minute to recommend a 28c instead.

I'm still in the studio busting out drawings and am warm as a motherfucker.

Feeling very aware of my ballsack. Well, moreso than usual.
Dude!

Does that mean you're about to reach puberty?

:-D

high five