The Great British Weather

We need constant high pressure over the South of England- maybe if we all left the windows open and the heating on?

I went out for lunch today and got all sweaty even though I was walking slowly. Fuck you, weather.

Humid though. Can't this piece of shit island get it right just once?
Surely some banker has decided it's too shit here and thought "fuck this, I'm going to change the weather here rather than go to southern France this week"

they all think they're masters of then universe ( liars poker ref. ) but can they change the weather, can they heck
some of them can't even master crossing the road

California's Death Valley, notorious for its suffocating heat, was predicted to see temperatures hit 129F (53C), close to the world-record high of 134F (57C) recorded there on July 10 1913, which stands as the highest temperature ever recorded on Earth.

America seems to be experiencing a bit of heat currently
I'd like to try that for a few days ... reverting back to good old english grey skies and drizzle shortly afterwards mind !

I've been in Sudan when the temp was 44c nice dry heat, wasn't at all as dibilitating as i had imagined

Recorded in 1913? Some bloke standing in a dessert with a mercury thermometer? Pfft modern record or >>>

53.6 °C (128.5 °F) Sulaibya, Kuwait 2012. Nice, clean, polished modern record. Much better.

i always re ember reading the guiness book of records and looking for the hottest place
libya i think currently holds the record

The Libya temperature was formally removed from the record books after an investigation. Basically a new observer misread the thermometer: http://www.livescience.com/23156-new-world-hottest-temperature.html

A new wave of fan culture starting at the work place.

You know you could move somewhere where your fans can't follow you?

We have the open door culture. But someone just said it was too cold and put a jumper on! I'm in short and a tshirt and I'm still too damn warm.

Women are cold-blooded animals you know?

Ha!

I'm now worried that you're stalking me/you're my boss.

hippy is always right... behind you.

outside- deal with it
scorchio! - YouTube

Fuckin' awesome. Loving it.

Nice and warm, is it not?

Brown grass!

it's brilliant, I only have trouble sleeping in the heat.

I am covered in rash, the Doc thinks it's an allergy caused by heat+exertion.

I am moving to Alaska.

I was wondering earlier today when this thread was going to get dredged. Longest heat wave in seven years, they say....

I mean... I am actually a bit too hot and would like some fresh rain back... If possible...

850am - had popped into Tesco for some snax, hit the refrigeration section and it was like "AHHHHH" it's the bloody humidity/damp that's getting me.

I like it. Spring was shit, I can't go abroad for the foreseeable, come at me heat!

as overwhelming as this heat is, i for one wouldn't wish for the return of grey skies and drizzle
even if it did mean a hose pipe ban in the garden