The Great British Weather

I'm kinda liking the "been through the emotional wringer" effect of having the ordinary stuff smeared all down my cheeks - not a single patient has bothered me all morning

probably because they know you access to very sharp knives.

"santa claus is coming in your mouth, santa claus is coming in your mouth,
santa ....claus.... is..... coming ....in... your... mouth"

wanking in a winter wonderland etc

Just think "Belgian" whever you leave the house on the bike.

For inspiration refer to this Belgian bike company's Belgian flag painted frame for the Belgian road race champion Stijn Devolder.

I'm kinda liking the "been through the emotional wringer" effect of having the ordinary stuff smeared all down my cheeks - not a single patient has bothered me all morning

Hmm. I might try that.

I find a similar effect can be achieved by filling the back of my undies with tomato sauce an wearing pale pants. As the seepage takes effect I sort of wince and hobble, and bask in the silent sympathy of my colleagues.

you don't have to

Quick, go panic buy loaves of bread and stuff!

Why is it always bread? wouldn't you be better off making sure you had enough meat?

"Cheese is a kind of meat...a tasty yellow Beef"

/panic buys back issues of 'Readers Wives'

Any "misery for commuters" stories today?

Just think "Belgian" whever you leave the house on the bike.

What, and ride through a hedge?

Hmmmm do I ride my tourer with 35s or my beater with 37s? Decisions, decisions.

I wouldn't worry, my coming up a little small has never been a problem for any of the girld I've gone out with.

well, that's might be true ... I am just thinking that I cannot help but lean ... and 4 weeks off the bike due to a broken collarbone would make me even less of a cyclist.

Save it for someone who didn't manage an epic 6 foot slide on their face last night.. Yeah thanks road helmet, you work so well for faceplants

You both seem to need cycle training.

Any "misery for commuters" stories today?

is this a rhetorical question?

Yes, and no.

the 'truth' is multifaceted then.

got a 'travel chaos' - a close second

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/848824-snow-takes-hold-of-britain-as-commuters-are-warned-of-travel-chaos

do they haz travel chaos in Norway, Smallfurry?
how about Sweden Kboy?
Finland, chainwhip?

Jesus wept. It's a bit of rain you fucking pansies.

This is all that needs saying

do they haz travel chaos in Norway, Smallfurry?
how about Sweden Kboy?
Finland, chainwhip?

Do they have as many humans crammed into such a small space?

It's travel chaos here** every day, **children!

got a 'travel chaos' - a close second

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/848824-snow-takes-hold-of-britain-as-commuters-are-warned-of-travel-chaos

You're forgetting that there's a lot of modern waffle about that 'X' factor of late.
Shocking.

Can't believe that weather (on topic joke) or not some fucko is eliminated is considered news here. Don't they have some real fucking news?

Do they have as many humans crammed into such a small space?

It's travel chaos here** every day, **children!

No they dont, we overtook Holland recently as the European country with highest population density.

Great Britain--"Bribing you to have healthy lifestyles from early 2011"

Just think "Belgian" whever you leave the house on the bike.

For inspiration refer to this Belgian bike company's Belgian flag painted frame for the Belgian road race champion Stijn Devolder.

I had some peanut M&Ms in Ghent this weekend that were in the Belgian colours. :)

Great ride in today. 23c, no issues. Clear roads. Warm and toasty*

*Bibs, shorts, leg warmers, arm warmers, summer base, winter base, jersey, waterproof jacket, winter hat, winter socks, winter gloves, helmet, shoes, overshoes