Fakenger/messenger conflict escalates!

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  • fun, isn't it?

  • It's the taking part not the winning that counts

    and I want to run a book on rpm winning ...

  • [quote]the-smiling-buddha It's the taking part not the winning that counts

    quote]

    as for this forum, it's the taking part not the WHINING that counts.

  • Nah, we're thankfully still a million miles from BikeForums.net

  • i,ve got an idea.
    how about i organise an alleycat where fakengers are welcome too (even if they have to pay a bit more), and everybody has to dress up as couriers. kind of like a fancy dress race.
    best costume wins special price.
    ?!

  • Now that sounds fucking funny. Do we get to make fake radios out of mini-cornflakes packets? And have fake company names on our bags... I wanna be "Retro".

  • nice one aidan.
    of course i can help u out, but unfortunately only in september. i'm going away on tuesday, and wont be back till the end of the summer.
    when were u planning to do that thing?

  • Sometimes you can just tell when something was supposed to be a whisper ;)

    You can edit your post to make it so.

  • well i would like to do it during the summer just so more people would be up for it....fuck! it seems im going to have to do it without your help unless you think it would be alright in september

  • Henna tatts, stick on dreads..

  • I'd get about 67 spoke cards per wheel.
    and a giant whistle hanging from my neck

  • Why dont all the non messengers start up thier own race and charge the realengers more to enter! But maybe no realengers will enter and then they will have there own trend? Or maybe not...

  • andypancake realengers

    LOL

  • i pity the fools - that whistle rocks

  • the problem with the "Mr T Whistle" is that once removed from the package, there is no longer evidence to suggest a link to the gilded, heavyweight, cult hero.
    It simply becomes an ordinary whistle with a red lanyard.

    So it appears that one must keep the backing card, and hold it proudly aloft every time the whistle is used, thus confirming the endorsment to any onlookers.

  • RPM the problem with the "Mr T Whistle" is that once removed from the package, there is no longer evidence to suggest a link to the gilded, heavyweight, cult hero.
    It simply becomes an ordinary whistle with a red lanyard.

    So it appears that one must keep the backing card, and hold it proudly aloft every time the whistle is used, thus confirming the endorsment to any onlookers.

    or convert the packaging to a spoke card.
    Now that would rule!

  • still haven't quite worked out why Mr T is surrounded by kittens...

    I have a feeling that Mr T would be a cyclist cos he sure ain't gonna get on no planel

  • come on fakengers the next alley cat has been announced moving target states that a non courier has never won an alley cat could this be the one !

  • surrounded my kittens!!! why,that is so funny...

  • Buffy has recently coined the phrase "ex-enger" which applies to me....I love it! it gives me some sort of validity within the exclusive "real courier club!"

  • we should just have a cycling civil war, sort this stupid thing out once and for all

  • thumb war.

  • we would deffanatly win!

  • He's a tough guy with a big heart. What's not to understand?

  • winston Buffy has recently coined the phrase "ex-enger" which applies to me....I love it! it gives me some sort of validity within the exclusive "real courier club!"

    Cool count me amongst the ranks.. "ex-enger" sounds dope.

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Fakenger/messenger conflict escalates!

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