Films

Fuck you Chuck Norris

"With The Expendables 2 script, you have a lot of hard language in there that means that young people won’t be able to see it. I said, I don’t do movies like that. I didn’t do them in the past, I didn’t do them on my TV series. I said, you have to cut out all the language, hardcore language or I can’t do it. So they did, and Expendables 2 is now a PG-13 film so kids can see it."

But it's got Chuck Norris!

Maybe they could cut him out of it for the blu-ray release and make it an 18 again.

hospital outing - can't escape it!

That's a bit weird.

I'd have thought a hospital outing for people suffering from a variety of conditions might have chosen something with less screaming, explosions and dead horses...

Might The Artist not be a better option?

Artists are always a better option!

Shameless family promotion time.

****EVERYONE MUST GO AND SEE CORIOLANUS THIS WEEKEND AS IT IS THE OPENING WEEKEND AND IF IT DOESNT DO WELL IN THE OPENING WEEKEND IT IS GOING TO BE PULLED FROM CINEMAS.
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE GO AND SEE IT. IT IS A GREAT FILM

Epic trailer time
****Coriolanus - Official UK Trailer - YouTube

Sorry for shouting

^ I really would like to but am going away, its got good reviews. Hope that it will be still on when I get back.

Nice one. It really is a great film and im not just saying that.

Shameless family promotion time.

****EVERYONE MUST GO AND SEE CORIOLANUS THIS WEEKEND AS IT IS THE OPENING WEEKEND AND IF IT DOESNT DO WELL IN THE OPENING WEEKEND IT IS GOING TO BE PULLED FROM CINEMAS.
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE GO AND SEE IT. IT IS A GREAT FILM

Epic trailer time
****Coriolanus - Official UK Trailer - YouTube

Sorry for shouting

What's the family link?

My Mothers production company sourced the majority of the money and investment for it.

So in other words your Mum got the loans.

Shameless family promotion time.

****EVERYONE MUST GO AND SEE CORIOLANUS THIS WEEKEND AS IT IS THE OPENING WEEKEND AND IF IT DOESNT DO WELL IN THE OPENING WEEKEND IT IS GOING TO BE PULLED FROM CINEMAS.
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE GO AND SEE IT. IT IS A GREAT FILM

Epic trailer time
****Coriolanus - Official UK Trailer - YouTube

Sorry for shouting
where are you going to see it? how long is it?

Saw Gerald Butler is in it. I'll give it a pass!

You mean Gerard Butler, don't you?

Maybe Gerald Ronson?

Or Gerald Ratner?

The Evening Gerald rated it highly

He's a bit of a Lardy Bugger.

Who? Gerald Ratner?

all of 'em.

Nowt wrong with a lardy bugger...

Saw Gerald Butler is in it. I'll give it a pass!

Gerald Butler AND Ralph (not Rafe) Fiennes! Double pass for me.

Terrible actor that Butler. Ralph Fiennes is a right tosser.

Both of them are excellent in the film and Ralph is lovely

I'll go and watch the film, but Ralph's still a tosser and will never be as interesting as his old man.