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Guardian gave Mile 22 one whole star, so it can't be toooooo bad.

It's got hate crimer Marky Mark Wahlberg in it, it can't be good.

I'm hoping that doesn't mean much as the grauniad gave Alien Covenant 3 stars and that was the worst film, by a country mile, of last year

Alien Coventry was amazing you don't know what you're talking about don't @ me.

There was much worse last year.
Assassin's Creed, King Arthur, Baywatch, Dark Tower (a bit obvious to say Underworld and Resident Evil sequels) plus plenty other shitter than Alien Covenant (which wasn't that good)

Black klansman no
American animals yes
Looking forward to Mandy
Cinema releases been pretty poor of late
Though American Animals is excellent

Don't @ me, I'll @ you.

That Jennifer Lawrence Russian spy bollocks was pretty ropey.

Her accent get's a mention in this fascinating video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXyWwirLfcg

Welcome to Lucy Town!!

that fucking movie... jesus...

I need to watch that RIGHT NOW!!!

it's the movie equivalent of that annoying douche on facebook who keeps sharing bollocks science memes and believing they're true because it's got a picture of Carl Sagan in it.

not you, obvs.

facebook blah blah blah memes

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There was much worse last year.
Assassin's Creed

I tried to watch that maybe three times, and opted for closing my eyes in silence each and every time.

i'd watch a movie of @>>>>>> and @greenhell quips on here for 2 hours!

I'll invite you to the pub next time I'm in London... Bring £500, leave your dignity at home...

And bring some lube... @greenhell always forgets the fucking lube...

PS Carl Sagan was a FUCKING BOSS!!! 😭🦇😭🖤😭

That Jennifer Lawrence Russian spy bollocks was pretty ropey.

The trailer was all I needed to know

Hay gurl, i'd like to make contact with Uranus etc.

#carlsaTan

lube....? .....for his chain?

For his bullwhip, obvs, but his chains could probably do with a spritz...

Just booked tickets to see Halloween (1978, John Carpenter masterpiece) in my local world of cine.
Most excited, even if it is a good couple of weeks out

strong. worth it for the soundtrack alone.

Werd.