RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

Roxy, I may just have fallen in love with you, you've got that whole bad girl with sense of humour thing going for you, but it would never work between us because you'd always get places before me having J'd all the RL's on route...

I'd get there before you without jumping any red lights.

What's a promise ring?

I'd show you mine but it was tarnished some time ago.

I'd get there before you without jumping any red lights.

Competitive/funny/bad gurrrl, you're not making it any better you know...

Digger, would you tap dat (roxy) azz?

Digger, would you tap dat (roxy) azz?

Gor blimy guv'nor are you an American?

Digger, would you tap dat (roxy) azz?

Don't you know we say arse in this country?

@ Lynx
Here at FGSS we have an IQ minimum. You have just proved yourself below set standards.
Please delete your profile and forget your password. You have embarrassed your fellow human. Clearly you have just labeled yourself as the creepy guy who compliments other men at urinals while pissing or butts in at the bar when my friends and I are having an intimate conversation.
Talk that way about me again and I will attached your balls to your chain then ride away on your slave bike.

@Digger
in the United States in the 1990s among Christian-affiliated sexual abstinence groups. The rings are sold to adolescents, or to parents so that the rings may be given to their adolescent children as gifts. Wearing a purity ring is typically accompanied by a religious vow to practice abstinence until marriage. The ring is worn with the implication that the wearer will remain abstinent until it is replaced with a wedding ring.
David Bario, a reporter in the Chicago Tribune, Rutland Herald, and several other news websites wrote:[1]
"Under the Bush administration, organizations that promote abstinence and encourage teens to sign virginity pledges or wear purity rings have received federal grants. The Silver Ring Thing, a subsidiary of a Pennsylvania Evangelical Church, has received more than $1 million from the government to promote abstinence and to sell its rings in the United States and abroad." The ACLU of Massachusetts brought charges against this decision, because the Silver Ring program did not ensure its secularity and hence was ineligible for federal funding due to the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment. The settlement between the ACLU and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) says that any further similar applications of Silver Ring Thing must be reported to ACLU and closely scrutinized for separation of church and state.[2]

You want to change your dealer. That looks well rocky!

@ Lynx
Here at FGSS we have an IQ minimum. You have just proved yourself below set standards.
Please delete your profile and forget your password. You have embarrassed your fellow human. Clearly you have just labeled yourself as the creepy guy who compliments other men at urinals while pissing or butts in at the bar when my friends and I are having an intimate conversation.
Talk that way about me again and I will attached your balls to your chain then ride away on your slave bike.

@Digger
in the United States in the 1990s among Christian-affiliated sexual abstinence groups. The rings are sold to adolescents, or to parents so that the rings may be given to their adolescent children as gifts. Wearing a purity ring is typically accompanied by a religious vow to practice abstinence until marriage. The ring is worn with the implication that the wearer will remain abstinent until it is replaced with a wedding ring.
David Bario, a reporter in the Chicago Tribune, Rutland Herald, and several other news websites wrote:[1]
"Under the Bush administration, organizations that promote abstinence and encourage teens to sign virginity pledges or wear purity rings have received federal grants. The Silver Ring Thing, a subsidiary of a Pennsylvania Evangelical Church, has received more than $1 million from the government to promote abstinence and to sell its rings in the United States and abroad." The ACLU of Massachusetts brought charges against this decision, because the Silver Ring program did not ensure its secularity and hence was ineligible for federal funding due to the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment. The settlement between the ACLU and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) says that any further similar applications of Silver Ring Thing must be reported to ACLU and closely scrutinized for separation of church and state.[2]

Thanks Roxy, now I finally understand the states, my mother got a ribbon before she came here, but it didn't work.

i haven't bothered to read all this thread (i read a whole one a year or 2 ago) but does anyone ever change their mind after reading a lengthy discourse on the pro's/con's of RLJ?

@ Lynx
Here at FGSS we have an IQ minimum. You have just proved yourself below set standards.
Please delete your profile and forget your password. You have embarrassed your fellow human. Clearly you have just labeled yourself as the creepy guy who compliments other men at urinals while pissing or butts in at the bar when my friends and I are having an intimate conversation.
Talk that way about me again and I will attached your balls to your chain then ride away on your slave bike.

@Digger
in the United States in the 1990s among Christian-affiliated sexual abstinence groups. The rings are sold to adolescents, or to parents so that the rings may be given to their adolescent children as gifts. Wearing a purity ring is typically accompanied by a religious vow to practice abstinence until marriage. The ring is worn with the implication that the wearer will remain abstinent until it is replaced with a wedding ring.
David Bario, a reporter in the Chicago Tribune, Rutland Herald, and several other news websites wrote:[1]
"Under the Bush administration, organizations that promote abstinence and encourage teens to sign virginity pledges or wear purity rings have received federal grants. The Silver Ring Thing, a subsidiary of a Pennsylvania Evangelical Church, has received more than $1 million from the government to promote abstinence and to sell its rings in the United States and abroad." The ACLU of Massachusetts brought charges against this decision, because the Silver Ring program did not ensure its secularity and hence was ineligible for federal funding due to the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment. The settlement between the ACLU and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) says that any further similar applications of Silver Ring Thing must be reported to ACLU and closely scrutinized for separation of church and state.[2]

I just realised I missed a chance to use antidisestablishmentarianism in a reply, Damn!

@ Lynx
Here at FGSS we have an IQ minimum. You have just proved yourself below set standards.
Please delete your profile and forget your password. You have embarrassed your fellow human. Clearly you have just labeled yourself as the creepy guy who compliments other men at urinals while pissing or butts in at the bar when my friends and I are having an intimate conversation.
Talk that way about me again and I will attached your balls to your chain then ride away on your slave bike.

@Digger
in the United States in the 1990s among Christian-affiliated sexual abstinence groups. The rings are sold to adolescents, or to parents so that the rings may be given to their adolescent children as gifts. Wearing a purity ring is typically accompanied by a religious vow to practice abstinence until marriage. The ring is worn with the implication that the wearer will remain abstinent until it is replaced with a wedding ring.
David Bario, a reporter in the Chicago Tribune, Rutland Herald, and several other news websites wrote:[1]
"Under the Bush administration, organizations that promote abstinence and encourage teens to sign virginity pledges or wear purity rings have received federal grants. The Silver Ring Thing, a subsidiary of a Pennsylvania Evangelical Church, has received more than $1 million from the government to promote abstinence and to sell its rings in the United States and abroad." The ACLU of Massachusetts brought charges against this decision, because the Silver Ring program did not ensure its secularity and hence was ineligible for federal funding due to the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment. The settlement between the ACLU and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) says that any further similar applications of Silver Ring Thing must be reported to ACLU and closely scrutinized for separation of church and state.[2]

Don't forget to mention the abject failure of the Silver Ring Thing - like most (if not all) campaigning based on religious nonsense and superstition the result has been astonishing rates of STIs, teen pregnancy and sexual ignorance - the STI rates having been bolstered by an unprecedented increase in HIV/AIDs in younger heterosexual couples - to whom condoms are now an anathema - who engage in anal (rather than vaginal) sex to avoid pregnancy.

After this 'success' the Silver Ring Thing is now being imported into the UK.

Always ignore any societal health advice with the words 'Jesus Christ' in the first two paragraphs.

I just realised I missed a chance to use antidisestablishmentarianism in a reply, Damn!

You just seized a chance to use 'antidisestablishmentarianism' in a reply!

You just seized a chance to use 'antidisestablishmentarianism' in a reply!

Busted!

Don't forget to mention the abject failure of the Silver Ring Thing - like most (if not all) campaigning based on religious nonsense and superstition the result has been astonishing rates of STIs, teen pregnancy and sexual ignorance - the STI rates having been bolstered by an unprecedented increase in HIV/AIDs in younger heterosexual couple who engage in anal rather than vaginal sex (to avoid pregnancy) without the use of condoms.

After this 'success' the Silver Ring Thing is now being imported into the UK.

Always ignore any societal health advice with the words 'Jesus Christ' in the first two paragraphs.

Warning to kids; "trying to understand the twenty first century through the superstitions of bronze age shepherds may lead to confusion".

Are we very close to discussing RLJ'ing?

You just seized a chance to use 'antidisestablishmentarianism' in a reply!

So did you!

So did you!

I thought you'd never notice. :)

and buried.

and buried.

Would that it were that simple...

Roxy,

Im finding it really hard to tell if you are either mercilessly ripping the piss with elite level sarcasm or if we have actually connected on some deep spiritual level.

It was bit of tenuous weak humour which seems to have been lost on most.

Thanks for the comments either way. I owe you a promise ring :D

Roxy,

Im finding it really hard to tell if you are either mercilessly ripping the piss with elite level sarcasm or if we have actually connected on some deep spiritual level.

It was bit of tenuous weak humour which seems to have been lost on most.

Thanks for the comments either way. I owe you a promise ring :D

Yeah yeah, we're all in love with Roxy, but I still don't RLJ, so the joke's on me, we shall see...

...or butts in at the bar when my friends and I are having an intimate conversation.

this is an uncannily accurate description of lynx

@ Lynx
Here at FGSS we have an IQ minimum. You have just proved yourself below set standards.
Please delete your profile and forget your password. You have embarrassed your fellow human. Clearly you have just labeled yourself as the creepy guy who compliments other men at urinals while pissing or butts in at the bar when my friends and I are having an intimate conversation.
Talk that way about me again and I will attached your balls to your chain then ride away on your slave bike.

Ah, I see you've already met him... Lynx, you're a fucking jerk... Repped...

@ Lynx
Here at FGSS we have an IQ minimum. You have just proved yourself below set standards.
Please delete your profile and forget your password. You have embarrassed your fellow human. Clearly you have just labeled yourself as the creepy guy who compliments other men at urinals while pissing or butts in at the bar when my friends and I are having an intimate conversation.
Talk that way about me again and I will attached your balls to your chain then ride away on your slave bike.

Quoted to show your ineptitude, and inability to follow a forum.