RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

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No problem. The worst pic was you with Mutle. That one stayed with me for a while.

What? did you keep it folded up in your wallet or somthin?

I've never been to a brothel to know what they are really like so personally I never stop for a red light, but each to there own. I personally don't like the idea for many reasons I won't go into here.

When I lived in West Drayton I lived in an ex-brothel though and we did have a few callers and some strange post as well with naked pictures.

I lived in one in Brixton too years ago. It was more of a speakeasy. We used to get the odd one or two dodgy geezers knocking in the early hours. It was quite difficult to get minicabs to pick us up from our gaff, they'd always so 'no sorry' and hang up. Wasn't til one actually turned up and I asked him why cabs never liked coming to our flat and he told us what it used to be and what used to go on in there
Only after he told me that I realised my room was a gambling/cards room. Had low cielings with the hooks/wierd light fixtures still there in the middle for the low hanging light

;203254']What? did you keep it folded up in your wallet or somthin?

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Horribly worn, white crease lines over the 'meat' !

:O

I feel ill.

I stop if it is a junction. I blow it if it is ped crossing with no peds in sight.

I am, however, very sympathetic to the idea that bikes shouldnt have to stop at reds, but should treat them like give way signs. Kind of like the kensington 1 way streets thing, everyone does it and the streets are not filling with the dead.

Out of interest, has anyone here been involved in/witnessed a proper accident from a bike jumping a red.

edited to apologise for being on topic

I lived in one in Brixton too years ago. It was more of a speakeasy. We used to get the odd one or two dodgy geezers knocking in the early hours. It was quite difficult to get minicabs to pick us up from our gaff, they'd always so 'no sorry' and hang up. Wasn't til one actually turned up and I asked him why cabs never liked coming to our flat and he told us what it used to be and what used to go on in there
Only after he told me that I realised my room was a gambling/cards room. Had low cielings with the hooks/wierd light fixtures still there in the middle for the low hanging light

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It's annoying when instead of looking at the traffic for potential risks you find yourself looking for cops...
Otherwise, as I read somewhere (poss here?) I say treat red lights as pedestrians treat the red man. Apart from when I feel the need to practice trackstanding, then I become very law abiding.

the thing is that I not waiting for the red man either, if there is not cars I cross the street, regardless of the lights.

I grow up with 6 carriels way in the doorstep pf the house, when a heavy truck was coming speeding the glasses of the windows where clinking.
I learn to cross the road with more comun sense that hope and trust in the traffic lights.

I not considering myself as an kamikaze or daredevil, I carefull and in the bike have 4 pairs of eyes.

Any way, I will teach my son to wait for the red man to star with

;203254']What? did you keep it folded up in your wallet or somthin?

Yeah until it feel apart, but don't worry I have replaced it with the a special RYM zombie army pic.

Any way, I will teach my son to wait for the red man to star with

West end ?

Yeah until it feel apart, but don't worry I have replaced it with the a special RYM zombie army pic.

Laminated ? And impervious to baby gravy ?

I lived in one in Brixton too years ago. It was more of a speakeasy. We used to get the odd one or two dodgy geezers knocking in the early hours. It was quite difficult to get minicabs to pick us up from our gaff, they'd always so 'no sorry' and hang up. Wasn't til one actually turned up and I asked him why cabs never liked coming to our flat and he told us what it used to be and what used to go on in there
Only after he told me that I realised my room was a gambling/cards room. Had low cielings with the hooks/wierd light fixtures still there in the middle for the low hanging light

speakeasy? Excuses my ignorance is that some kind of gambling den then?

Laminated ? And impervious to baby gravy ?

I never laminate. It ensures I keep up a high turnover.

I never laminate. It ensures I keep up a high turnover.

Nice touch. Classy.

Whenever I see a red light I'm reminded of my curb crawling days so I tend to speed up somewhat... always think the old bill will be coming round the corner and il be put inside again

picked up some nice tags...

Thankyou.. I do try to entertain ;)

Now.. SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would anyone send naked pictures to a brothel? Is it sort of - "Get ready ladies - here I come with my mangy wanger & soiled £10 notes"? Weirdos.

Thankyou.. I do try to entertain ;)

Now.. SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just report the post

Thankyou.. I do try to entertain ;)

Now.. SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahh, internet. i get it

I Out of interest, has anyone here been involved in/witnessed a proper accident from a bike jumping a red.

edited to apologise for being on topic

I saw a very scary incident. At the lights from Clapham Common onto Cedars Road, Commuters and little children waiting for the cyclist light to turn green. £$%^ cyclist next to children decides to go through the red lights (it's quite a dodgy junction), the 3 little girls instinctly followed. The whole road froze and screamed and braked. They looked like tiny ducklings crossing the road but they went through ok thanks to their common sense. Everybody was so shocked that a lorry driver shouted at me when I eventually crossed at the green light "ARE YOU CRAZY!!", I think he thought cyclists just threw themselves into the traffic from the Common.

And a cyclist that almost took out a blind man crossing at the green ped light, the cyclist was thankfully stopped by another pedestrian.

what do you do when you see a blind ped jaywalking?

When I lived in West Drayton I lived in an ex-brothel though and we did have a few callers and some strange post as well with naked pictures.
Is this where the pig / face shot incident occurred Tommy?

Is this where the pig / face shot incident occurred Tommy?

Of course not, this was an ex-house of ill repute not a farm yard.. Although with your fascination of this I think you need to goto www.beasttube.com ;)