RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

[sarcasm]Nooo[/sarcasm]

seriously, I think he is a little misunderstood and socially a little awkward.
Solution....I don't know

Whats misundestood - sex pest is a sex pest. Also being a sex pest, in this decade is so much harder than in the 1970's.

IT'S HYPNOTIZING ME!!!!!

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IT'S HYPNOTIZING ME!!!!!

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look in to the eyes not around the eyes.

Its also nice to know that I have been making passes at the female members of the forum, especially when the only two women I have found any way attractive have been a barmaid at the Roebuck and the barmaid/waitress at the jam circus.

Also being a sex pest, in this decade is so much harder than in the 1970's.

You're all class.

RLJ abstinence anyone?

RLJ = Rude Lady Jokes

courtesy of beatbeatbeta

best GIF ever!

It's so.......soothing

While you are watching that.. the pack is circling around behind you with bared teeth..

Am the only I spooked out by it's ears?

I'm with Festus. Lynx is aiiight just weird innit.

Belt from Uniqlo apparently

upside down, it would make a great coat hanger

upside down, it would make a great coat hanger

I dunno about that, it's ears can stretch out the shoulders. Unless you're hanging a blazer.

Great, a perfectly good topic ruined by a sex pest and tapping other people's bottom.

word up Ed, if other people's bottoms need tapping then I'm sure they don't need any help from people on this forum.

In any case, they'll lose interest, find the next fad and these fashionable "tapped bottoms" will all be on ebay in a year ready to be converted back to untapped ones.

IT'S HYPNOTIZING ME!!!!!

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i know. after a while she gets a bit sinister.

handing them a stick?

http://davesbikeblog.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/23/stop-handing-them-the-stick.html

talk to eyebrows about trying to evade the old bill, they knocked him off his bike when chasing him with a car or van

it appears this constituted reasonable force in arresting him

not worth it, police have radios and guns and will have no problem giving you a criminal record.

i ran from the two bike cops after running a red .. i gave myself up after a minute or so .. after they found out I wasn't carrying drugs or weapons, I wasn't wanted by the courts, and I didn't have a record, they let me off with a £30 FPN =) i was lucky.

If it feels safe to do so, i'll RLJ. After a few stops from da police I often check behind me to keep an eye out for police cars, esp about high holborn and clerkenwell.

Saw a police van jump a light this morning, I caught him at the next light and asked if he was on call, the answer was no. I then asked if he had intentionally run the light, and he explained that he is a trained advanced driver and had observed properly. I said that was funny because I have made similar comments to police officers when I have been caught. He asked me why I was hassling him, I explained it was merely to reciprocate.

Because they can.

DJ get a life, meet a nice girl, have sex, chill out.........

quietly makes notes

Can I get a copy of those, MG?

Never stop for the police, may as well make them earn their money,
plus theres the chance you will get away,
win win situation.

Saw a police van jump a light this morning, I caught him at the next light and asked if he was on call, the answer was no. I then asked if he had intentionally run the light, and he explained that he is a trained advanced driver and had observed properly. I said that was funny because I have made similar comments to police officers when I have been caught. He asked me why I was hassling him, I explained it was merely to reciprocate.

A few weeks back I showted at a police man on a motor bike who had nearly run me off the road. I was in a clear bus lane already to the left. I herd this beeping behind me so I got over more and he still nearly clipped my handle bars. I cort up with him at the lights. Quoted him number plate to him and asked him why he was riding like a knob. He stammered a couple of replys so I informed him that the words he was looking for were 'sorry sir'. He apologized, the lights changed and we went our seperate ways. I got a cheers and a beep from the car next to me. Fucking ace.

Barber

read what happened to eyebrowse

is it really worth trying to outrun them?

Never outrun them, they can radio faster than you can ride. Criminal records are no fun. Good effort for correcting the police biker, though. I gave a traffic car a dirty look when he was sat in the yellow box outside goldsmiths college. Brave, me.