Bike porn

I went on a date with a girl who kicked a stranger's Crocs off the jetty into the sea during the after-dinner walk.

I was impressed.

Crocs are a sandellised version of a welly- an item of footwear whose entire purpose in life is to be 100% waterproof.

Given that the Croc is mainly made of fucking holes this utility is not maintained- your datee was quite right in her actions.

But if the owner fished them out, they'd be good as new.

ie, still shit, but not waterlogged.

^^ Her reasoning was less eloquent. "They deserve to drown" Not sure if she meant the shoes or their owner though.

^^ Her reasoning was less eloquent. "They deserve to drown" Not sure if she meant the shoes or their owner though.

You got her number?

Sounds like a keeper.

Sorry man, I like my crocs.
I've mentioned this at other times, but this version is head and shoulders above the original Chuck Taylors.

• no glue in the construction ie: less pollution
  
• wider forefoot (I need this)
  
• zero stink
  
• they weigh virtually nothing
  
• they're cheaper than CTs
  
• better cushioning than CTs
  
  

shame both them and chuck taylors are shit

shame both them and chuck taylors are shit

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It's a handsome beast

Looks made for you.

I've mentioned this at other times, but...

Life and sole of the party.

No holes barred.

I really like the decals/details but I'm not that keen on the main colour.

But thanks for bringing the shoe puns to heel!

yeah, granted, there's a lot wrong, namely brakes, coloured hubs, seatpost, stem without a faceplate, external battery in 2014...but it's totally amazing

Yo. The Aztecs called. Montezuma wants his bike back.

Actually yeah, the more I look at it, the more I see wrong. That fork/headtube junction is horrid. Seatpost too. And does that stem really not have a faceplate? It does look like there are at least two bolts on there.

would look better with slightly deeper rims

The dog called, it wants its dinner back.

It shouldn't be good, but it just is.

The build is awful, but the frameset & Geoff McF paint scheme fucking rule.

As said before, headtube/fork is awful, so frameset doesn't fucking rule.

Internet FACT.

I would love to have a go on the Ruegamer. Up something alpine preferably.

LOL

Weight weenie. Buys frame size bigger than needed.

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Run a -17 stem, then it'll look good.

https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8490/8232748098_6096cfcb1b_c.jpg

Just FYI: Cannondale team rider on a 60cm frame with 120mm stem:

http://www.manualforspeed.com//wp-content/gallery/ted-king-retro/manualforspeed_tedking-11.jpg

Emailed him and asked for some sizing tips. He's a bit shorter than me, used to ride a 58, now a 60, and says he's more comfy on the 60. I know everyone's fit is different, but found it interesting nonetheless. Was helpful.