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  • ...said the vicar to the bike tart.

    ^^ total hotness. Tornado logotype is rubbish but I'd forgive it.

  • wtf, no.

  • omg I almost had a heart attack! warn us next time Asim before you post such shit!

  • I kinda agree with Alfie, in that with frames like that Tornado (basically anything in skinny steel tubing), I think they always look better with a quill stem, but its still a very nicely done build. Well done that man!

  • It's the way it's angled down but not enough to be level, or to be cutting it's own jaunty line. It's just fucking wonky.

  • Hey mike what's your problem with the build.

  • yeah mike, stop hating.
    It's a rad ficksie.

  • oh wait.

    the brake lever isn't quite in the right place.

  • It's not porn. It's not even a finished bike.

  • ...said the vicar to the bike tart.

    ^^ total hotness. Tornado logotype is rubbish but I'd forgive it.

    what is up with it?

  • It's not porn. It's not even a finished bike.

    And it has gold components, I mean come on... GOLD! >_<

  • ^^ It's from a late 70s martial arts B movie. Or taekwondo club above a shop in 2012.

    I prefer other genres.

    :)

  • Lolz!

  • Lolz sorry guys started taking your opinions seriously. My mistake just breaking out the troll spray.

  • Hate to break it to you dude, but its all valid statements when an unfinished bike, thats possibly even yours gasp, is posted in the 'PORN' thread and not current projects, or even readers wives, where it belongs.

    1st rule of porn thread - Never post your own bike in Porn, if it's ever posted by someone else, thats a great honor, but never do it yourself.

    2nd rule of porn thread - Gold components NEVER look good, EVER!!
    (or at least extremely rarely)

  • Points taken. But hey man its Friday night and i am going to spend my weekend having a good time, getting laid and not worrying about it. I hope you do the same.

    Regards

  • Points taken. But hey man its Friday night and i am going to spend my weekend drinking alone, on the internet and crying. I hope you do the same.

    Regards

    ftfy

  • 2nd rule of porn thread - Gold components NEVER look good, EVER!!
    (or at least extremely rarely)

    the pope rocks gold in stye

    (re for the 1000th time)

  • I did say rarely...

  • Points taken. But hey man its Friday night and i am going to to have a pokey bum wank with a gold anodized implement on my red velvet bed. I hope you do the same.

    Regards

    ftfy

  • cranks and wheels --> Yes
    Frame --> No

  • It's fine apart from the seatstays... Even then I don't think it's that bad..

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