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  • ahhhhhh its an affinity. Nice.

  • that element bike is just a large amount of bullshit. i can imagine the marketing department having a real brainwave over that one.
    "commitment to the enviroment and sustainable living"
    "inspired by elements logo and nature"

    this use of language induced a bile siccup that even a swig of Domaine de Piaugier sablet failed to nullify

  • I was gonna post "What's a KRABO?" "renowned" but google says..
    http://www.elementskateboards.com/ecollaboration/krabo/index-krabo.html

    15,000 hand-built bikes in 30 years. Over 1 bike per day, EVERY day of the week?
    Lots of hands they have.

  • What's a forumenger?

    Searched the site and google and couldn't find a definite meaning.

    Doesn't sound good.

  • Porn, Anti or Somewhere In Between?
    hahahah that was taken today . . .
    remember the way i locked it . . .
    come 2moro we got a new bike stand . . .

  • friend of a friends..

  • that element bike is just a large amount of bullshit. i can imagine the marketing department having a real brainwave over that one.
    "commitment to the enviroment and sustainable living"
    "inspired by elements logo and nature"

    this use of language induced a bile siccup that even a swig of Domaine de Piaugier sablet failed to nullify

    +1

    I can't believe people still employ tired pseudoprofundities like - "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step . . . " - the banal and apparent offered up as insightful wisdom, people can't get enough of that shit.

    And this last line simply makes no sense to me ?

    "Element will be a auctioning the bicycle to benefit environmental non-profits researched and approved by 1% For The Planet."

    I assume (by the use of capitals) that '1% For The Planet' is an environmental group of scheme or some kind - but the sentence seems to be saying the auctioning of this bicylce will benefit 'environmental non-profits' ?

    What the fuck is an environmental non-profit ?

    Anyhow, yet more co-opting of a very real problem to raise brand awareness, if they were genuinely committed to anything they (Nike) would quietly transfer several million dollars from their own accounts to the relevant NGOs - instead of making 5 bicycles and telling the world they are going to auction them off for the environment.

    EDIT: (Google search) 1% For The Planet is* "An alliance of companies alliance of businesses that donate at least 1% of their annual net revenues to environmental organizations worldwide." * - Strangely, what with their 'commitment to the environment and sustainable living' neither Nike nor Element are members.

  • What's a forumenger?

    Searched the site and google and couldn't find a definite meaning.

    Doesn't sound good.

    Messenger - a bicycle courier.

    Fakenger - the front half of 'fake' and the back end of 'messenger' welded to together to describe someone who dresses, rides and act like a messenger but is not a messenger.

    Forumenger - a further evolution of the same joke/denigration to describe someone who posts here on Lndfgss.com.

    Dmczone, you, sir, are a forumenger.

  • sorry

    I dont get it, is that saying "homo, homo, homo" ?

  • seen in berlin

  • I dont get it, is that saying "homo, homo, homo" ?
    Mallets of Hazard, homosexual polo team ;)

  • best team name IMO goes to burning chunks of flesh...

  • sorry

    The central star is off-centre.

  • Tomasito, that lo-pro is for sale. Did you get a picture of the other side?


  • oooo nice...lets see a big one

  • Tomasito, that lo-pro is for sale. Did you get a picture of the other side?

    No, and I'm a fool for not doing so. It's just the phone number and it can possibly be made out??

  • the text bit isn't lined up... :D

  • the text bit isn't lined up... :D
    So I guess our team logo will be perfect then ;]

  • Yeah, let's see yours mr. bad designer! ;)

  • what like this one...
    http://www.goodlogo.com/

  • Just saw this in Flickr even thought the wheels a bit out of place; proper porn, no?

    I AM Blinded

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