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  • what tyres are they?

  • Look like a kenda small block 8, pattern look similar;

  • Squoocher, why do you keep coming back man, seriously?
    And moreover, why are you still allowed to come back?
    You contribute with nothing positive whatsoever, not that I remember of...
    What's the point? Is it Lulz?... most of the times you log in is to attack, slander,
    provoke other members or simply act like a twat.
    DO yourself a favor and fuck off.

    Why the emphasised 'DO'? Surely the 'fuck off' in that sentence warrants the greater phonetic prominence. (It makes me wonder whether you truly want me to fuck off!) Applying stress in this way – at the beginning of your sentence – is reminiscent of the way stroppy X Factor pop gypsy Cher Lloyd talked while on the show. But you probably don't need me to remind you of that, as you're probably her biggest fan, and probably collect all her CDs, downloads and posters etc. What with you being a massive screaming gaylord.

  • Why the emphasised 'DO'? Surely the 'fuck off' in that sentence warrants the greater phonetic prominence. (It makes me wonder whether you truly want me to fuck off!) Applying stress in this way – at the beginning of your sentence – is reminiscent of the way stroppy X Factor pop gypsy Cher Lloyd talked while on the show. But you probably don't need me to remind you of that, as you're probably her biggest fan, and probably collect all her CDs, downloads and posters etc. What with you being a massive screaming gaylord.

    wow.
    this is one of the most immature things i've read in a long time.
    "massive gaylord" ...seriously?

  • Touring bike geometry is very different from MTB/Race geometry as there's no need to fuck about through traffic RLJ'ing and pissing off the rest of the road community on your fuck ugly Holdsworth conversion.

    this gave me proper lulz and is well said. the man speaks the truth and has an ace bike to boot.

  • +1, wac

  • what tyres are they?

    Kenda small block 8

  • wow.
    this is one of the most immature things i've read in a long time.
    "massive gaylord" ...seriously?

    not "massive gaylord", but "massive screaming gaylord". changes everything!

  • ^repost
    next

  • that shoe doesn't fit well

  • Jesus that Kinfolk did not fit the rider at all.

  • surely not finished yet?..

  • ^When you strip an X4 to the absolute min.

  • ^ land shark?

  • Pegoretti Responsorium.

  • It's a disaster, that's what it is.

  • Coming from you, sounds like a compliment.

  • Nuknow, why do you keep coming back man, seriously?
    etc.

  • Believe me, ever since you've started posting here, I've been asking myself that same question. Every day.

  • Much love for the tonic in the shop at the mo...
    Another one of my specs :) [/proud father]

  • It's nice but I think the subtle detail of the frame is obliterated by the EASTON EASTON EASTON wheels. Classy tho.

  • It is, but this is roadbike land; where the size of your penis is directly related to the size of your logos.

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