Bike porn

Fist sloping tt fixed gear frame i really really like.

those fonts are worse than comic sans!

^^ you can like it, but it is pretty far from porn.

EDIT: In fact having another look at it... its just fucking gash...IMO

Is this bike a fail? Discuss.

You'd like a pile of dog shit if it had moustache bars on it!

Says the man who ride a poo brown BMW!

Is this bike a fail? Discuss.

Lugged steel Italian track bike with C-Record cranks, Cinelli Pista bars and stem and Shamal Pistas. How in the name of all that is holy can it be 'a fail'?

Lugged steel Italian track bike with C-Record cranks, Cinelli Pista bars and stem and Shamal Pistas. How in the name of all that is holy can it be 'a fail'?

You say that, but there's a chipped brick and some duff pointing just above the stem, which makes the bike anti porn :-)

Nobody's swept the path either by the look of it...

It has a blue fucking chain.

And?

well, ........it's blue, innit!

Lugged steel Italian track bike with C-Record cranks, Cinelli Pista bars and stem and Shamal Pistas. How in the name of all that is holy can it be 'a fail'?

dark blue anodised chain and light blue frame, perhaps?

And?

well, ........it's blue, innit!

Exactly.

:-)

I'd still sell a kidney to own that bike, assuming it was my size.

Have you thought of retraining as a butcher?

The bar angle is out slightly.

Needs knogs, then good.

Bishop Bikes

Reeeeeeedemption!

I hate this thread. Same old shit over and over again. If I see that picture of the guy in the track with the funny bars on the forks again I'm going to fucking scream!

A vote here for that^ bike mostly people are saying is horrible. I like it. And the Kona thingymajiggyllantisilliogogogoch. They look solid and fun.

Titanium.

These front and back. Used by the British team or something?

Fucking gold. Eurgh. Let's hope it's from a non-opressively governed country like ... erm... Wales?

as a general rule Gold = Gash IMO... but for some reason I recon they^ work... matched with one of those gold izumi chains...

PS. I don't care what you think