Bike porn

Bike porn is ANY bike that turns YOU on...plain and simple!

agreed, but therefore we thankfully don't all have to agree.

do bikes give one the horn ?

agreed, but therefore we thankfully don't all have to agree.

Agreed also. :)

i learned a new word today. ***POONING ***
You are all a bunch of pooners

Hah! that's the thing, you can lock the rear end of the bike, but how are you able to lock the front end? there's no triangle to lock it.

Don't confuse matters ;)

Hah! that's the thing, you can lock the rear end of the bike, but how are you able to lock the front end? there's no triangle to lock it.
You should wait for my next project then. I've already worked that little issue out.

Coming to a "Current Project" thread near you soon*

*Soon being when I've finished paying for the look.

that'll be forever then!

that'll be forever then!
I'm reckoning on September as most of the Look was paid for from money in the bank.

i learned a new word today. ***POONING ***
You are all a bunch of pooners

Ha!

1. pooning
the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment
i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

 [2.](http://pooning.urbanup.com/2917687)   pooning   

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Urban Dictionary?

yep

^ yo ! some people use the feather, others the whole chicken !

i didn't see the non bike related definition!

Dura Ace cranks and hubs on a Merckx?!?! Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Complete cock-up.

Dura Ace cranks and hubs on a Merckx?!?! Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Complete cock-up.

is that worse than putting risers on a bike designed for the track?

did he hit upon a nerve Mr. Smith? ;)

i learned a new word today. ***POONING ***
You are all a bunch of pooners

Why learn a new word when snurging works perfectly well?

did he hit upon a nerve Mr. Smith? ;)

au contraire, i was merely encouraging the debate.

do bikes give one the horn ?

bicycle horn porn.

au contraire, i was merely encouraging the debate.

i was just joking, as you well know!

Wrong on about 16 levels

i count 9. awful.

i know that my post was a failure regarding don't post you own bike as a bike porn bike, but i've saw that soulless gold-bike and thought that i've to show a better way. sorry. back to bike porn:

WTF is that!?!!?

a nodders wet dream.