Tube strike, London

I decided yesterday wasn't enough fun so I thought I'd try today with a bit of a hangover and peak hour. Other than a couple of impatient douche bags in cars near Ealing Common it was fine. I was just pootling and watching everyone else's carnage mind you.

^ the best part of that video is when the second cyclist takes the gap about 10 seconds after a guy almost got cheesegratered between the truck and the bus.

Every single person in that video is riding like a cunt.

p.s. 606 you are shit at cycling mate

Fuck that. If there's a gap, go for it.

WAC etc etc

Fuck that. If there's a gap, go for it.

And the Darwin Award goes to...

I decided yesterday wasn't enough fun so I thought I'd try today with a bit of a hangover and peak hour. Other than a couple of impatient douche bags in cars near Ealing Common it was fine. I was just pootling and watching everyone else's carnage mind you.

Did it with a hangover on Wednesday. Was all a bit normal this morning so I'm pencilling in an afternoon session, see what it's like drunk.

Old St to Trafalgar sq at 6pm, was bumper to bumper cars the whole way. Fortunately all the cyclists were heading out, and I was going in, so not too bad. Just having to deal with peds walking in between cars not looking #standard

I saw one of the MDs at my work driving a people carrier full of his other MD colleagues which must have been hard for them leaving their porches on their driveways.

My porch never leaves my driveway either due to being built-in to the rest of the house.

^ Yeah, thankfully my girlfriend misheard me when I mentioned my 'soft top porch'

My porch never leaves my driveway either due to being built-in to the rest of the house.

haha very good

My porch never leaves my driveway either due to being built-in to the rest of the house.

There's a great old gag about the bob-a-job boy scout who is told to paint the porch by some miserly fart. The scout rings the doorbell 2 hours later explaining that he couldn't find the porch so painted the Ferrari instead.

My porch never leaves my driveway either due to being built-in to the rest of the house.

Why is your house sitting in your driveway?

Ignore this guy - he's talking rubbish. Columbia Road and OBG are dangerous and full of monsters and sheep sized rats. Avoid at all costs.

This advice might have something to do with me living there.

Come on, Morgan, calling yourself a monster or sheep-sized rat is surely taking self-deprecation a little too far. :)

Speeded-up film of a bike ride on strike day to the music of MOTD!

London Tubestrike Timelapse Cycle - YouTube

Speeded-up film of a bike ride on strike day to the music of MOTD!

funny but rider shows some well sketchy riding there. hardly worthy of showing off about

Rides like an utter cunt, and the camera is so shit if they had an accident that no license plate would be legible.

Is Ted Cooke on here?

Oh yeah, they went the wrong way round the island, didn't notice.

they went the wrong way around about 4 islands, up the left of a few HGVs, arse backwards across a junction and through some very late ambers.

they rode like a cunt.

+1

the tedious, non sequitur laden 'bob crow lives in a council house, earns a salary and goes on holiday so people should lose their jobs lol' facebook shares are cropping up on my feed reminding me that a cuntcull is long overdue.

On a super rammed FCC train this morning in south london - someone does a rank fart - 20 seconds later woman drops to floor having fainted.
carnage.

yeah sorry about that. ghandi's revenge.

the shitty drivers were out in FORCE. 3 cars blatantly RLJing and a lot of lane changing without indication, more than usual.

On a super rammed FCC train this morning in south london - someone does a rank fart - 20 seconds later woman drops to floor having fainted.
carnage.

I couldn't stop laughing at this, i have an image of the poor lady swooning to the floor.

Was it silent and deadly or an eruption of Krakatoan proportions?