Tube strike, London

He/she who smelt it, dealt it...

I haven't farted myself unconscious in years.

In other news I got a train yesterday and it fucking sucked balls. I have no idea what came over me.

You did watch football unconscious before, so shouldn't be a big leap.

I have no idea what came over me.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Hence suit in rucksack, cycle, cafe, interview, cycle back, save current job.

Thanks guys.
In the end took the train early doors and walked through the carnage.

Even had time to get caffeined up
Smashed the interview.
Shock and awe - leave them wanting more.
Luckily after the 3hrs of sweettalk I found the tube was working and made it back to job no.1

Already been called in for a second interview
but think i decided i actually really like my first job.
Maybe i'll just do this interviewing thing as a hobby
They are free counseling sessions..

Looks like this week's strike has been called off.

Only TSSA have called off, RMT still going ahead at the mo

Ah, was hoping for less of a clusterfuck-filled ride to work tomorrow. Here's to hoping still then.

The RMT are having talks this afternoon so fingers crossed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-26130165

Shame. I was traveling during the last one and was looking forward to experiencing the misery.

Already been called in for a second interview
but think i decided i actually really like my first job.
Maybe i'll just do this interviewing thing as a hobby
They are free counseling sessions..

They Offered me the job..
I turned them down and asked for more cash.

Anyone got any advice on handling salary negotiations?

just ask yourself wwbcd?

What would bolt center diameter?

No idea hatbeard, what would Barry Chuckle do?

Over to you.

Tell them you'll work for £2.50 an hour, then steal from the till when you get the job.

No idea hatbeard, what would Barry Chuckle do?

Over to you.

to me?

To you

to me?

To you

thanks guys.
They made me an increased offer - seemed reasonable so I took it.

Glad we could be of assistance.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-27069391

3 day strike. Bring it on!

Bikes bikes bikes bikes everyone loves bikes

The first two days of strike action will take place ahead of a May Day event in memory of former RMT leader Bob Crow, who died of a suspected heart attack on 11 March, aged 52. He was prominent in the talks to avert a second strike earlier this year.

Superb. All out for Bob!